22 Nov 2005, 8:56 am
The Teams
Team Alpha - For dealing with the spawn of Prometheus!
Abstemious AbominableSnocone
Highly Heroic Hecate
Galvanising GalileoAce
Rampaging Renaeden
Brutal Blackliger
Team Beta - for dealing with ninjas and ninja organizations!
Berserker Berta
The Phantasmagorical PeaGuy
Wu-Tang WilsonFisk
Titanium Tom
Super Sarcastic Name
Team Delta - taking down Agent Miller himself!
Sanityisoverrated of Stealth
Legendary LowFreq50
Evil-bashing Endersdragon
Atomic Aspiegirl2
The Everlasting Emporer of Evil, Eamonn
Team Gamma - taking out A.L.E.
Knight - Errant Knuckles
Nocturnally Ninja Neuroman
Steve "Cannibal" Cory
Incredibly Incandescent Ilikedragons
Sophisticatedly Solar Sophist
Archmage the Hero of Hyrule
new members
Namiko "Number One Ranger"
Heatseeking Hadapurpura
Gentlemen, the hour is most dire! Agent Miller has massed arms against the free world, and it is up to AS Force to save the world for Democracy and the American Way!
Agent Miller has been doing terrible things to the world; he has acquired gigantic proportions and is terrorizing Baghdad with his Godzilla-sized counterpart, Son of Saddam. This threat to the oil supplies of America must be quashed immediately!
Horrifying as this is, Agent Miller has also been cloning himself, using unholy and ungodly methods of multiplying himself. It is unknown if this is related to the terrible projects of the late traitor, Prometheus, but this dastardly deed is filled with his fetid stink! We must not only defeat Agent Miller, restore the American way to the world, save the American oil supplies, but we must also conquer the awesome and terrible legacy of Prometheus!
The deed that awaits AS Force is titanic in scope and scale!
To quote our guiding beacon, MJS82,
"Woo and Yay, for in the days of Ninth Ember, there shalt be a failing of avatars and all shalt be naked before the eyes of God."
-Socktasticus 19:41
This proves that this is the hour of Armageddon, when the four knight-riders of the apocalypse will descend upon us and give the life-affirming word of David Hasselhoff to us!
Blessed are we by our Virgin Verivert, who will answer our Hail Vivis and watch over us in blissful serendipity! Nascent and protean the A.L.E. may be, but his wrath may well prove to be terrible!
Do not let yourselves be distracted by the handsome, rugged yet boyish good looks of Agent Miller! Do not become entranced by the profusion of facial hair that his team sports! Do not become tempted by the headgear, nor the eyewear! We will smite their eyewear, remove the headgear, and shear their beards as if they were lambs!
Let us go and prove our manhood by locking ourselves in battle with the evil A.L.E.! All that is good and American will triumph in this world!
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22 Nov 2005, 12:26 pm
Blessed are we by our Virgin Verivert, who will answer our Hail Vivis and watch over us in blissful serendipity!
you have got to be joking, son... oops, i mean "my child"!
i don't mind being serendipitous, though...
22 Nov 2005, 2:14 pm
22 Nov 2005, 2:37 pm
Keep sucking up to them, old chap. You never know.
Jeez Sean, have you no sense of humour? I think it's great entertainment. Almost as good as Happeh's thread on jerking off!
22 Nov 2005, 2:52 pm
Keep sucking up to them, old chap. You never know.
Heh, maybe. I think one might have got in that way recently (I won't name names).
Now there's something to keep hidden from the public!
22 Nov 2005, 3:13 pm
Well, there's no accounting for taste, Sean.
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