Never, ever take a job that gives you an on-call pager or cell phone. I swear to the gods I am about to either impart my cellphone with a sudden forward motion vector towards the nearest hard flat service, or insert it rectally into the next coworker I see in person.
Since I no life and no chance of dating I spend my time surfing wikipedia and a dozen different linux related mailing lists absorbing thousands of bits of information, so I'm the person everyone comes to with questions because I usually know the answers. Why can't they understand that a *single* phone call or page when I'm not expecting it can totally ruin my day? So far my holiday has been totally ruined.
Some times I really hate being a walking encyclopedia.
Sorry just needed to vent and nobody else will listen to me vent...at least, not anyone who doesn't think i'm full of it.