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leechbabe
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30 Aug 2008, 4:49 pm

Electric_Kite wrote:
Uncle D. Has silly donkey underpants.
They grow on frilly honky-tonky pumpkin-plants
and don't fit him; they're sized for elephants.


That is brilliant. :D

Thank you.



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30 Aug 2008, 7:40 pm

Classified Ad

Professor Donkey -- seeking grants
for research on green underpants.
My lab-tech is a silly bumpkin
who's paid in gobs of mashed up pumpkin.
If you've a pumpkin patch, please donate.
I'll cover all the costs of freight
and send to you a gift, for free,
of underpants that fit a bee.
-- Professor Donkey, O.B.E.


There are very few perfect rhymes for "donkey" and "pumpkin." Probably just as well, since I fell asleep coming up with donkey-pumpkin-underpants doggerel and woke up with the same thing going on.



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31 Aug 2008, 7:20 am

Electric Kite- thanks for the giggle !