How can i get to the top of the heap?

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hmm... I seem to be floating around the top of the dog pile of late

woof!

I seem to be in the middle an awful lot.

I am going to be SQUASHED by the heap if I keep posting on this site!

I seem to be the only conservative female here. (They hate that!)
Although, I'm not too sure, anymore. I seem to be gender confused. Why did I choose a rooster for my avatar and not a hen?... a Freudian slip?....Doodle-envy?
(No, I have no reason to be jealous of Pad)

No one else here disected dead birds for fun when they were five.
(They were all too busy tearing the limbs or cutting the hair off of their Barbies)
(I hate Barbies)

I absolutely despise soap operas and romance novels (and chick flicks) which one poster claimed that ALL females enjoy.

No other female here stated that they were emotionally detatched from everyone when they were a young child. (According to the test I took, my Empathy and Friendship Quotient were low enough for me to qualify for serial killer!)

Okay, enough about me, I wanna hear about YOU!! You all out there who are on the Poop Pile!!

Bland

I would not worry about what other truly think if You are Yourself that is all that matters in Life. Life is what Life is, if You are conservative and they are not Who truly cares in the end.

Yesterday I was very low on the online membership list for sure even last but it did not bother Me at all in the end.

So I might have gotten Dog Piled for sure.

right now the site's creator is on the bottom of the list.

that should put it into perspective for everyone.

Thanks for the consolation, Kev729. I'm not truly bothered but I guess I always hope to find a few "kindred spirits" but that's not happening! In fact, it looks like I'm either too strange or too normal for people, even on an Autism web site! Now, that's a little disturbing!

(Would someone please give mjs82 some gum!! or at least a starburst!!??)

Do it slowly though. I often get agitated by quick gum reaching movements...

Bland

You are not really a conservative.

your just a rebelious liberal, that's all.
we love them.

Now, I've heard it all!! ! I've been called alot of things, mister:

A closet charismatic
A closet lesbian
A big, fat, meany (that one, by my own kid!!)

but a religious liberal!! ! I'll get you for this slanderous lie, you scoundrel SB2!! !! !


(ever so slowly, she reaches for a Viactive women's calcium chew...Sorry, it's all I have on hand)

it was, REBELLIOUS liberal.

not, religious liberal.

but i guess that it could be argued that....



i have been called on numerous occasions; a gay woman, trapped inside the body of a man.


i guess i must be sensitive towards others, and nurturing, by nature. i am not exactly sure what that means. but it has been said.

Things could be worse.

You could be a gay tufted titmouse...
trapped inside a cat's body.

Now that would be frightening!

i taut i taw a putty tat.

i did, i did!

I think a fowl excorcism is in order here!
This sounds like a jub for......


MAJESTIC LORD OF THE SOCK PUPPETS!! !!