Why not machines
Yeah and he didn't find fast passage to India either. If the New World weren't stuck in the way, he and his crew would have died every one of them.
Basically, only dumbasses believed the world was flat at that time. That the Earth is round and its circumference (with very little error) were determined by a Greek scientist in Alexandria named Eratosthenes hundreds of years before. To do this, he used the anal-retentive 'science' and 'math' that every conspiracy theorist here so despises.
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"You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole! I am the Great Cornholio!"
These days, nothing counts as proof if it's not made to be a popular theory. They'll go into denial and/or fall back on some relativist 1984-think delusional "nothing is real" bull sh**.
They all laughed at Christopher Columbus
When he said the world was round
They all laughed when Edison recorded sound
They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother
When they said that man could fly
They told Marconi
Wireless was a phony
It's the same old cry
They laughed at me wanting you
Said I was reaching for the moon
But oh, you came through
Now they'll have to change their tune
They all said we never could be happy
They laughed at us and how!
But ho, ho, ho!
Who's got the last laugh now?
They all laughed at Rockefeller Center
Now they're fighting to get in
They all laughed at Whitney and his cotton gin
They all laughed at Fulton and his steamboat
Hershey and his chocolate bar
Ford and his Lizzie
Kept the laughers busy
That's just the way people are!
Basically, only dumbasses believed the world was flat at that time. That the Earth is round and its circumference (with very little error) were determined by a Greek scientist in Alexandria named Eratosthenes hundreds of years before. To do this, he used the anal-retentive 'science' and 'math' that every conspiracy theorist here so despises.
Indeed, Christopher Columbus was laughed at because he thought he could cross the ocean to get to India because his figure for the radius of the earth was wrong and everyone knew it.
Apparently, stupidity can make you a hero. Except in conspiracy theorists case, there is no New World to catch them.
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* here for the nachos.
Basically, only dumbasses believed the world was flat at that time. That the Earth is round and its circumference (with very little error) were determined by a Greek scientist in Alexandria named Eratosthenes hundreds of years before. To do this, he used the anal-retentive 'science' and 'math' that every conspiracy theorist here so despises.
Indeed, Christopher Columbus was laughed at because he thought he could cross the ocean to get to India because his figure for the radius of the earth was wrong and everyone knew it.
Apparently, stupidity can make you a hero. Except in conspiracy theorists case, there is no New World Order to catch them.
word!
From Slashdot:
Of the five finalists at this year's Loebner prize Turing Test at least three of five computers managed to fool humans into thinking they were human conversationalists. Ready to speak about Eminem to Slaughterhouse Five and everything in between, these machines are showing they we're merely a clock cycle away from true AI. '...I was fooled. I mistook Eugene for a real human being. In fact, and perhaps this is worse, he was so convincing that I assumed that the human being with whom I was simultaneously conversing was a computer.' Another of the entrants, Jabberwacky can apparently even woo the ladies: 'Some of its conversational partners confide in it every day; one conversation, with a teenaged girl, lasted 11 hours.' The winning submission this year, Elbot, fooled 25% of judges into thinking he was human. The threshold for the $100K prize is 30%. Maybe next year..."
The Turing Test is a widely criticized method for determining whether a machine can think or not. The consistently high scoring of Jabberwacky is an excellent example of its flaws. While a very amusing bot, it is pretty obvious the he isn't doing much that could be called thinking, unless the contest versions of him are dramatically better than the online version.
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