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1) Beat Team HD3H at any cost
2) Dont badmouth the iPhone!! !
3) Worship Apple!! !
4) I must always be on the computer. Always.
5) Rule 34 of the Rules of the Internet. No exceptions

1. Pay attention to me when I ask/tell you to.
2. Draw attention away from me when I ask/tell you to.
3. Draw the attention back to me when asked/told to.
4. pay attention to me when I talk about Pokemon.
5. Pay attention to me when I talk about stereos.
6. Pay attention to me when I talk about ceiling fans.
7. DO NOT jerk me out of a store if you catch me gazing at ceiling vents or fans.
8. Do not micromanage me when I am playing a video game.
9. Do not start any fights/drama with me.
10. Playing with me is a privilege, not a right.
11. Playing Pokemon is NOT childish (thankfully, no one has called me childish because of it, yet)
12. From 8th grade: Mario is the best! It's a me, Mario, and I'm the best!! !
13. From 8th through 9th grades: Mewtwo is undefeatable, and anyone who beats him is cheating!
14. If I win an award, everyone must know about it, and I must get publicity for it.

1. NEVER EVEN suggest that women are inferior to men.
2. Be clean. I mean clean.
3. Do not lie on the 'clean' side of the bedsheets if you're dirty.
4. Do not use the 'clean' side of the pillows if your dirty.
5. Do not DARE use my soap.
6. Do not bother me when I'm sleeping unless it's really urgent.
7. Do not make noises while you chew that I can hear.
8. MOUTH CLOSED WHEN YOU EAT!
9. AND NO TALKING WHILE YOU EAT!
10. Laugh. Laugh a lot.
11. Be silly no matter how old you are.
12. Don't be too pesimistic or too optimistic. Be realistic.
13. Don't let small things get to you. Don't annoy me when you're making a drama over something really stupid.

My rules :)