Me heap chutzpah. Me got magic underwear.
White man paleontologist say no horse around for grandfather.
White man archaeologist say grandfather not have wheel, not have metalworking except gold and copper ornaments.
White man geneticist say me no got middle eastern DNA.
Teenagers in suits say other white men lie. Grandfather came from Jerusalem. Grandfather rode around in chariot wearing steel armor.
Father dumb aspie. Father no believe teenagers in suits.
Feminist say father stupid, father mentally ill. Feminist say teenagers in suits more important than father. Father not around no more.
Now me have testimony of truth. Never hear nothing else.
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They murdered boys in Mississippi. They shot Medgar in the back.
Did you say that wasn't proper? Did you march out on the track?
You were quiet, just like mice. And now you say that we're not nice.
Well thank you buddy for your advice...
-Malvina