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27 Jan 2009, 10:04 pm

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If I command a monkey to spontaneously eveolve into a human being, and the monkey just sits there, does that disprove evolutionaey theory? Does it disprove anything at all? Or is it just silliness?


You need to take some lessons in understanding satire, sarcasm and parody 8O


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27 Jan 2009, 11:13 pm

DivaD wrote:
pasta sauce is proof of the existence of satan :evil:

gross! :eew:

False.

Pasta sauce, being a component of most pasta dishes, is one of the most compelling—but still circumstantial—pieces of evidence that some god exists, for who else would inspire humanity to create such mastery?



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27 Jan 2009, 11:27 pm

Italians?



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28 Jan 2009, 10:39 am

slowmutant wrote:
Italians?

Are you implying Italians aren't human (since you're answering the question, "...for who else would inspire humanity to create such mastery?")?



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28 Jan 2009, 10:42 am

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28 Jan 2009, 10:56 am

So we've discovered God is an Italian, apparently.
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28 Jan 2009, 10:57 am

NeantHumain wrote:
Are you implying Italians aren't human (since you're answering the question, "...for who else would inspire humanity to create such mastery?")?

Wait, wait... are you implying that Italians *are* human????



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28 Jan 2009, 10:59 am

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
NeantHumain wrote:
Are you implying Italians aren't human (since you're answering the question, "...for who else would inspire humanity to create such mastery?")?

Wait, wait... are you implying that Italians *are* human????

Well, I think it's stereotyping and discriminatory to draw conclusions about Italians in general. Whether they're human depends entirely on whether they're from Italy or New Jersey.


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