Peanut Butter: The Atheist's Nightmare!

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It's disgusting, the lengths these people will go to desperately try to prove their beliefs are correct. My blood began to boil just listening to that lady talk.

Peanut butter? That's nothing. I've recently discovered that Ferrero Rochers are the atheist's worst nightmare. During commercial breaks, they've been showing this short 30 second documentary on how they were invented, and apparently they weren't made by humans; the recipe was discovered when the gods of Olympus accidentally dropped a Ferrero Rocher from the sky. I'd have to say, this has completely shaken my worldview, as it seems that Ferrero Rochers are irrefutable proof that there is such a thing as gods - after all, nobody can prove that they didn't fall from the sky!

i've seen one where they said a banana proves that god exists, religious people are delusional

The funny thing is he is talking as if life magically appears, which is uncannily like creationism not evolution.

It is not as if evolutionists argue that life just appears in any environment on its own.

The food industry struggles to keep peanut butter free of salmonella, and bug larvae are a common contaminant.

They are discovering new strains of bacteria all the time so it is not as if you can rule out new life occurring in peanut butter. Bacteria evolves all the time. That is why strains become resistant to medicine quickly.

"The entire food industry depends on the fact that evolution never happens ..."

Any baker how works with a sour dough depends on the fact that evolution happens; without evolution we are not able to explain how a sour dough stabilized itself, survives at all and changes his qualities over time. So the mere existence of an eatable rye bread proves evolution.

The balloon industry also relies upon the fact that nuclear fusion never happens, at least according to this guy's reasoning.

After all, astrophysicists say that when you get a gas, and put it under pressure, nuclear fusion happens and it becomes a star. Now, when I blow up a balloon, I'm putting gas under pressure, so it should become a star, if we believe what these astrophysicists are saying. Yet not once have I been caught in a nuclear explosion while blowing up a balloon. And millions of other people have blown up balloons, yet their balloons haven't turned into stars either. We've had billions of tests, yet not once have we created a star this way. So nuclear fusion is nonsense; the only possible explanation for why the sun shines is because Apollo somehow uses his magic to make his chariot glow.

I thought a man invebnted it...wait was george washington carver really god?

A creationist nightmare topic

This thread is awesome. Comments are stunning.

God created food poisoning.

God created atheists.

He's saying this simply because he hasnt found the right jar of peanut butter yet - why should he be so priveliged? A work colleague was saying only a couple of days ago that she opened a multi-pack of Club chocoloate biscuits and there were maggots inside all of them (and these were sealed packets). Doesn't this PROVE abiogenesis from 'energy'?

(I hope you don't take me seriously on this one).

I'd just like to laugh at the peanut butter recall because I'm allergic to peanut butter. This is like my revenge. Soon all the peanut eaters will be dead and the era of the Peanut-Intolerant shall begin! Bwahaha!