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AnonymousAnonymous
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09 Jun 2009, 1:30 pm

*Goes into a clean restroom to change into a Haz-Mat suit*

Then, throws moldy bread at Richie
for stinking up the other restroom.

Then, assists RaceDrv709
with throwing of rotten tomatoes at Richie!

Then, hands a container of butter to the next person who posts.


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09 Jun 2009, 2:02 pm

*Cleverly skids around on the butter for unnatural speed and moving target-ness*

I have a Super Soaker loaded with warm Hollandaise sauce!

*Pumps pressure up to 'wallop'* Yippee ki ay!



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09 Jun 2009, 8:10 pm

*Wallops Richie in the face with a loaf of very moldy bread hanging from the ceiling*

Then, the ceiling opens for a rain of corn chips covered in bean dip.

The bean dip is...six months old! :twisted: :twisted:

Lastly, carries an AK-47 and fires relish at everyone!


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15 Jun 2009, 6:36 pm

Eats a few hard-boiled eggs and some sauerkraut and cuts loose a few silent but deadly ones....
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15 Jun 2009, 8:31 pm

/sets up a blender with "frappe" taped down and a cafeteria-sized container of milk pouring into it.

There is no lid.

/runs away.


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15 Jun 2009, 9:16 pm

Finds a bucket of cold coffee
and loads it into a Super Soaker. Begins firing at everyone.

Yipee Ki Yay, M-f-ers! :twisted: :twisted:


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16 Jun 2009, 2:36 am

Throws raw pork at everyone.


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16 Jun 2009, 3:57 am

Starts putting Mentos into all the Diet Coke bottles....HIT THE DECK!! !! !!


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16 Jun 2009, 10:19 am

Ducks behind a door and then balences a stale cream cake on top of the door. Pulls the door to and then steps away.


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16 Jun 2009, 2:01 pm

Runs out of cold coffee and
loads Regular Coke into the Super Soaker.

Begins firing at everyone.

*Gives a Super Soaker loaded with Regular Coke to the next person*


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