Joined: 8 Oct 2008 Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 766 Location: whatever town, usa
31 Jan 2010, 6:36 pm
numb - linkin park
stand in the rain - superchic[k]
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If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Age: 44 Gender: Female Posts: 3,166
05 Feb 2010, 8:34 am
It was fifty zillion years ago
The universe had just been born
When God himself was really bored
And wanted to make a perfect spawn...
Me!
But during God's premature creation
In the joy of the situation
He forgot to use his hesitation
And instead made one big abomination...
Me! The majestic lord of sock puppetry!
Okay so...
Who's the leader of the socks made for you and me?
M-A-J
E-S-T
I & C
Majestic Lord!
Majestic Lord!
He's the biggest sock puppet of ALL ALL ALL!
So don't be lame, come today and join the jamboree
M-A-J
E-S-T
I & C!
Majestic Sock!
Donald Duck!
Majestic Sock!
Donald Duck!
Duck Season!
Sock Season!
Sock Season!
DUCK SEASON! FIRE!
(kablamo!)
Is this the real sock
Or some kind of stocking?
Bought in a supermarket
Ripped straight from a Chinese sweat shopee
Stretch out your foot
Slip it on and see
I'm just a poor sock
I need no sympathy
Cause I'm easy wear, easy go
Some up high, some down low
Any way the feet go, doesn't real matter to me... to me...
O say can you see
By the dawn's early light
What so proudly we wore
Yesterday evening
Whose cotton wool blend
Was nice on our legs
As we walked the shops
Was so really relieving
AND SOME OLD DUDE'S WEIRD STARE
BUMS EVERYWHERE
GAVE PROOF TO THE SIGHT
THAT OUR SOCK WAS STILL THERE
Oh say does that majestic
Sock puppet still crave
Pizza for tea
Or KFC for a change?