Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Age: 44 Gender: Female Posts: 3,166
05 Aug 2010, 3:31 am
Badger: A Poem
by
The Majestic Lord of the Sock Puppets
O'Badger: why do you kill?
Is it because you're psychologically ill?
Or is it because the meat you like the best
Is the fatty taste of human flesh?
O'Badger: I'm really quite scared
That you'll catch me unawares
On the bowl or in my bed
One quick bite and I'll be dead
O'Badger: please don't eat me
I'm still quite attached to my body
Unless of course that is instead
You decide to start with my head
I've just found out that one of you works for the badgers, and that person is giving all of the technology to the Badger C.I.A.! Was it YOU?! CONFESS!! !! !!