Well, one Champions RPG campaign that I ran included a character named Non Sequiter. Her power was to utter statements so sublimely ridiculous that the villains would stop what they were doing and stare at her (STUN Only attack, based on voice). If she could make me laugh, the bad guys would be incapacitated by laughter for 1d6 phases. Her typical attack would be to kick open the door to the villain's lair, burst into the room, and call out brightly, "I brought the potato salad!"
I was responsible for the creation of the Spaghetti, a character that predated the Flying Spaghetti Monster by a good fifteen years. The Spaghetti got around on a flying plate; his powers included Stretching, and an Entangle attack that was even more powerful if the target was wet. He was based on a batch of spaghetti I made for a gaming party; it, er, didn't come out that well. (Still better than the Jello That Wouldn't Die, though...)
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Sodium is a metal that reacts explosively when exposed to water. Chlorine is a gas that'll kill you dead in moments. Together they make my fries taste good.