I'd always correct the tenth grade teacher on her anti-drug propaganda (marijuana is the first intoxicant anyone ever does, heroin is instantly addictive, you can do this with this) and then get stared down by her. She was such an idiot. One time I made a joke, "Hey. Did you hear about the MALE birth control pill? You take it and it changes your blood type." I seriously had to effing explain it to her.
I only didn't get detention because she admitted to having a crush on my dad when they were at a high school reunion and she was hammered. Nice example, you wacky broad.
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What on earth do you think you are, if not a robot, albeit a very complicated one? - Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene