Complete the story game!! !! (each round = 20 posts max)

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My friends began to play this on Facebook, and so I thought, "I kinda want to start my own story thread." but all I could think of was nerdy stuff. Then I realized that I had a place where my nerdiness wasn't so out of place.... in a land called WRONG PLANET!! !

Ok, if you've never played this game, you have to write the first 1-3 lines of a story AFTER reading the previous posts. I'm limiting it to 1 story = 20 posts just to see how it goes.

And so it begins
Sitting in her dorm room, bumming around on YouTube, Kate found a video someone posted of moving fractals. They spiraled in and looked like they were creating a wormhole. "Wow." Kate thought. She quickly became transfixed to the screen. She felt herself being physically pulled toward the screen. Too stunned to scream she was pulled down into the wormhole...

... and stumbled into a room filled with disorientented people. They all were dressed in dark grey suites. Their eyes were empty and they were mumbling - Where´s Alice? - over and over again. Kate get the chills. She looks at her self. Grey suite. No! Kate looks around and there, in a corner, she notice a little door just big enough for here to crawl trough. She enters ...

...by doing the limbo and thereby entering in style, all to well because she seems to be in a crowded 80s discofloor where in the middle a dashing young man beckon Kate closer.
While the Bee Gees are live performing their disco revival hits on a small stage on the side, Kate feels very charmed by this aluring mysterious stranger. Stepping in pace with the provocative rhythm she intiates a dance for him to follow...

...Kate begins to feel lost. No, not lost. She is no longer in her body anymore. She could see herself and the charming man. The charming man sunk his teeth into the nap of her neck. Kate very much enjoyed Twilight and always had a fantasy of one day being seduced by a vampire, but now that her biggest wish was coming true she feared what would happen next. Kate felt herself thrust back into her body. She was going to vomit. Her neck burned....

...the sudden seducer led Kate off the dancefloor without anyone seem to notice the gone-by event through the backdoor and to a black van parked in the lot across the building they where before.
Seemingly unable to resist, the man placed Kate in the passengers seat, secured the safety belt and mounted the steering wheel. Kate tried to utter words of astounishment but it came out garbled, the world began to fade, sounds grow distant as the van began to move...

..but instead of the van driving forward, fire came out the back, and she was suddenly blasting downwards, down to the center of the earth. Kate looked at the man, and suddenly realized that he wasn't Edward, but some evil scientist who was high, and was looking for an experiment to send someone down to the earth. Kate took control of the car, and steered it up to the earth and into an abandoned warehouse stocked with self-twirling spaghetti-forks, where she...

Figures out that the forks where invented by the spaghetti monster who was an internet god. Kate also figures out that the evil scientist is secretly a troll! As the scientist and the moster worked together, the evil scientist used the intenetz to implant a magnetic force field to the monster which can explain the spinning forks. Kate wanted to put an end to all of this but she knew she could not do this by her lonesome, so she got the help from Chuck Norris in vampire form and Clint F'n Eastwood who has the power to tell people to get off his lawn

Kate had no choice but to call on someone for help. Luckily, a phone shaped like the WB logo was nearby. She picked up the weird phone, only to find the Warner Brothers - and their sister, Dot - pop out.

And the first thing that the Warner brothers say to Kate is "Hello NURSE"! !! Then Wakko Warner begins to serenade Kate by reciting the 50 states of the United States. The Evil Scientist hears this and begins to find Kate. So she flees with the Warners to find any survivors of the center of the Earth blast. Sadly Clint F'n Eastwood dies and so does Chuck Norris but his epic rugged beard lives on Now Kate knows that the only way to end this apocalypse is to find the source of the evil scientist's plan which happens to be...

...to steal all the tacos in the world and feed the to ferrets. He'll unleash them upon the walmarts of the world, and all the shoppers will die of their toxic fumes. Once they are all dead, he will decompose their bodies (in super speed) and use the new substance (the strongest one in the world, of course) to create pencil guns. But the guns won't kill them...only make them slaves to writing on a paper. Once Kate finds this out she...

Got the Warners out of the way and jumped on a Cloudboard. Bad move. Shantae pushed Kate aside and nabbed the Cloudboard back. Kate safely got to another dimension where the Black and White Spies were up to their usual battle of wits.

Within the black & white dimension Kate found doctor scratchnsniff. And she explained what had happened because she knew that it takes a mad scientist to know another mad scientist So scratchnsniff gave her the power to fire lazers from her ever so sparkling eyes helping her to see into the future. All of a sudden the spies that were in black & white were know in color and high on LSD. But Kate's new power became too strong for her that she opened a vortex that allowed her to go back to the walmart and attack the evil scientist with his fumes. Fortunately she now had the aid of the spies from the other dimension. One of them asks "how are we supposed to stop this mad man"?! and she replies...

''the scientist has now been 'stunned' by his own creation...toxic fumes'she stopped to collect her thoughts 'any minute now he will wake up and I plan to stop him.but I will need some help'. she gestered to the two leaders of the army of spies to come forward. they huddled in a corner whispering...two moments later they had agreed on a solution.the two leaders ran off to give orders to their subordinates.kate ,with no time to spare runs out into the main street which ,normally filled with rushing cars, is unusually and creepily quiet.she hawls open the doors of a...

Department of corections bus carrying disoriented troopers with hella-guns that frightened the holy Jesus out of Kate, not listening to a word Kate says. Except for the driver whos name was pete. Kate asked kindly for his assistance. But Pete would be afraid to lose his job. Kate then says, "The scientist will take the fumes and take his idea all the way to the government for brainwashing world domination. Pete being nothing more than a rookie cop finally decides to help out Kate by saying "to stop a criminal you have to think like a criminal", so they both will intercept the toxic fumes before the evil scientist troll reaches the president. So Kate tells Pete about a trick the 6th dimension spies taught her about sneaking up on people. So with Pete's awesome martial arts techniques and Kates lazer eyes they both dressed up as body guards for their next move which was...