Post ridiculous reason as to what causes autism

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Well you see, the stork that delivered you to your parents has a problem. He's married.

And that stork isn't married to just any old bird, oh no, he's married to the Autism Spectrum Fairy.

The Autism Spectrum Fairy normally doesn't interfere with her husband's work.

But every now and then the Autism Spectrum Fairy has to deal with "that time of the month".

And if the stork unwittingly offended his high tempered wife during "that time of the month" then she will follow him to work and use her fairy powers to make the babies that he is currently delivering autistic.