1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart

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I don't know if this is already made or not, but I got it off another site. Basically you say something you think can get people kicked out of Wal-mart. It doesn't have to be one to a post. You can do as many as you want. I'll start:

1. Hide in one of the clothing racks and, when someone comes to look at something, jump out at them.

2: Tell shoppers the truth about the crap they sell there.

3. Walk unsteadily and randomly/compulsively touch the merchandise, and totally not understand (until later) that the hostile-looking manager who keeps getting in your face thinks that you are drunk.

4. Talk politely to employees about forming a union (please don't do that one! it really will work).

5. Tell the other shoppers that they should have gone to Morrisons (That should work just fine in the UK at ASDA)

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6. Dress like a sweat-shop employee, trailing chains and with a gag. Then run out from the "employee's only" area and beg customers for help. Then have a partner leap out and start hitting you with a stick, while barking at you in violent-sounding Chinese. Then you run back into the employee's area.

8- When there is a call on the loudspeakers, drop down to the floor and start yelling ''the voice in my head are talking again!''

7. Set the alarm clocks in housewares to go off in 5 minute intervals.

9. Get many boxes of condoms as you can and watch the reactions
of everyone else as you put them in their shopping
carts when they're not looking.

10. Go streaking!

11. Flash old people!

12. Do cartwheels while naked!

13. Shout in the jewerly department, "WHO BUYS THIS JUNK!"
Do the same in the toy department.

14. Pretend you're a WAL-MART employee, make an annoucement
over the PSA by saying "Attention all customers, everything for the next hour
is free in the electronics department!"

15. Have a very epic shopping cart race!

16. Put a who bunch of women's undergarments in a pile and urinate on the pile.

17. Smoke a joint in the restroom, but remember to flush the joint
down the toilet!

18. Pee in the fitting rooms!

19. Put porn magazines in the toy department
and watch the reaction of children as they find the dirty magazines!

20. Follow people around and try to ask for their autographs. Enough said.