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Which of the following describes you?
I believe in Santa. 25%  25%  [ 1 ]
I do not believe in Santa. 75%  75%  [ 3 ]
I am Santa. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I look like Santa. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I am seeing Santa. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 4

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30 Jan 2012, 1:10 am

Ipsa explicat.



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31 Jan 2012, 8:09 pm

I'm distraught because I saw mommy kissing Santa


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31 Jan 2012, 8:12 pm

There are pun reasons for why Santa Claus is also Father Christmas. The simplest and most realistic one is that father could not buy the presents until nearly midnight.



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31 Jan 2012, 8:15 pm

nick007 wrote:
I'm distraught because I saw mommy kissing Santa

I'm still trying to get over my grandmother being the victim of a hit-and-run ... there were hoof-prints on her forehead and incriminating Claus marks on her back.