I found out about this game a while ago from here: http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ and I was thinking maybe we could do the same thing only on a forum. The goal of the game is to post the worst possible sentence to begin a novel with (and let's please keep it pg-13). You can post as many entries as you want but they must be one sentence.
I'll start with a few:
Quote:
In one incredible loud bang, Ted Flounder realized that he had been shot
by the mysterious man sitting across from him; He realized in that moment that
he was going to die in the same place he was born: on a bus.
and
Quote:
Lieutenant Vl'Blarg stared out of the viewing window to the planet below, when
his first officer approached him and shouted with a hiss
"Voon'Degrah! Bloc CHi FLA!" to which the lieutenant replied "sorry, what?".
01 Mar 2013, 4:07 pm
