11 Dec 2007, 2:59 pm
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 9 out of 10 correct!
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupasstheuscitizenshiptestquiz/
11 Dec 2007, 3:02 pm
11 Dec 2007, 3:15 pm
12 Dec 2007, 10:30 am
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupasstheuscitizenshiptestquiz/
12 Dec 2007, 4:04 pm
You Failed the US Citizenship Test
Oops, you only got 4 out of 10 right!
13 Dec 2007, 6:25 pm
You Failed the US Citizenship Test
Oops, you only got 5 out of 10 right!
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
now see if you can pass the Australian Citizenship test:
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the
term "died in the arse"?
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2. What is a ?bloody little beauty??
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up
for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie
down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies.
Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve
had a barney and a bit of biffo."
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they
are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca
Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between
flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
___________________________
6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on
blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
__________________________________
10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry
powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop
suey or kai see ming?
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds
like a bloke?
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and
two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been
flogged from a bath full of ice?
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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's
meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law
to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an
Esky or Ugg boots?
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18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
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19. Who would you like to crack on to?
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20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue"
Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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Bonus Questions
1. Is there someone you are only mates with because
they own a trailer or have a pool?
_________________________________
2. What does ?sinkin p*ss at a mates joint and getten para? mean?
_________________________________
You may copy your mates answers, please submit this back to me when you
have had a fair old crack.
You must have a pass rate of 45%
27 Dec 2013, 2:07 am
27 Dec 2013, 6:21 am
27 Dec 2013, 6:27 pm
I got 8/10 right. 
27 Dec 2013, 11:45 pm
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupasstheuscitizenshiptestquiz/
Congratulations - you got 7 out of 10 correct!
...
Lol, I seriously didn't expect to pass ... most of those answers I either guessed or only half-knew.
But hey, I can become an American citizen, now! 
Douglas_MacNeill
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Age: 62
Gender: Male
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29 Dec 2013, 1:59 pm
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!
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Aced that quiz, too. Rocked it, nailed it, etc.
(Just like the British citizenship quiz.)
Not bad at all for a guy from Edmonton with two university degrees.
29 Dec 2013, 3:42 pm
nick007
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Gender: Male
Posts: 28,552
Location: was Louisiana but now Vermont in capitalistic military dictatorship called USA
07 Jan 2014, 3:04 am
