Psychoanalyze This! (Yet Another Forum Game!)

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You are being ignored because a deeply ingrained sense of urgency is compelling you to feel ignored. You feel that you have been ignored all your life and to be ignored is who you are. This will, indeed, require extensive analysis. My fee is affordable, luckily: $75 per hour.

Now just try to analyze this!
No one I think is in my tree. I mean it must be high or low. That is, you can't, you know, tune in but it's all right. That is, I think it's not too bad. Always know sometimes think it's me, but, you know, I know when it's a dream. I think a no will mean a yes, but it's all wrong. That is, I think I disagree.

I mean I posted 2 times and no one noticed.

I think neanthumain understands this, he is just making your quotes part of the game.

NeantHuman, I believe your problem is that you have been getting food from too many Chinese Food takeout places. The MSG is distorting your perception of reality, and causing you to have sleep disturbance, both of which are combining to result in symptoms similar to a combination of Weinicke's Aphasia and Fortune Cookie Echolocalia.

You like blue better than red because you are clearly yellow-colorblind. (Figure that one out.)

diagnosis: you're mental.

now, then... someone PLEASE explain why i have periods of excessive silliness, alternating with periods of excessive seriousness. i am afraid my personality is getting too big for its own boots.

and why don't i like the colour blue?

Because you're red-green colorblind. Duh.

Y'allz missed that I was actually quoting the Beatles' "Strawberry Fields Forever"!


My analysis of why you are sometimes excessively serious and sometimes excessively silly is that you occasionally like a little wine with your meal. Dionysus and Bacchus are your friends.

I sometimes feel as if I have an as-if personality. That is, I feel I act as if I have a personality but only as if.

i have two friends! riches beyond compare! but what about all the little faeries who live with me? are they not my friends, too?


NeantHumain - "as if", or - as it was orginally termed - "Ahseev" (from the Sanskrit), is, in fact, an ancient medatitive process by which transcendence can be achieved by separating out one's ego/persona/personality, leaving only the pure essence of one's being. it is practised by the most advanced sadhus, along with splitting one's tongue in two, and lifting very heavy weights with one's penis. a person who has achieved such a state of sublime bliss - one who, to all intents and purposes - appears to have no personality whatsoever, is called an "Ahsol", which loosely translates as "opening to the portal of the nethermost regions", a reference to the Ahsol's ability to commune with the underworld.

you may have noticed that this is less of a psychoanalytical approach, and more of a linguistic and spiritual one. some things are just ineffable...

Be that as it may, the linguistics are not exactly complex ... netherworld indeed ...