DarthMetaKnight wrote:
GREETINGS PUNY EARTHLINGS! IT IS I, YOUR NEW EMPEROR, LORD ZORTOTH! AS WE SPEAK, MY MINIONS ARE DESTROYING ALL THE GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS ON YOUR PUNY PLANET AND REPLACING THEM WITH GIANT TOILETS! MUHAHAHAHA! YOUR PUNY SPECIES IS DOOMED! YOU MIGHT AS WELL SURRENDER!
THINGS THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL
- BEING QUIET IS BANNED! EVERYONE MUST SHOUT ALL THE TIME!
- MODERATION IS BANNED! EVERYONE MUST DO EXTREME THINGS ALL THE TIME!
- MUTE SWANS ARE BANNED! THEY ARE TOO QUIET, AND SO THEY MUST BE ERADICATED!
- LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE BANNED! EVERYONE MUST SPEAK IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME!
- RELAXATION IS ILLEGAL! EVERYONE MUST BE HYPERACTIVE ALL THE TIME!
- NOT WEARING A HORNED HELMET IS ILLEGAL! EVERYONE MUST WEAR A HORNED HELMET AT ALL TIMES! IT'S MANDATORY!
THINGS THAT ARE STILL LEGAL
- HEAVY METAL IS STILL LEGAL. IN FACT, ALL OTHER "MUSIC" IS BANNED!
- SHOUTING IS STILL LEGAL! EVERYONE MUST SHOUT ALL THE TIME!
- FARTING LOUDLY IS STILL LEGAL. IN FACT, IT IS NOW MANDATORY!
- HAND GRENADES ARE STILL LEGAL, AS LONG AS THEY ARE LIVE HAND GRENADES! ALL OVER THE WORLD, ALL HAND GRENAES MUST BE ACTIVATED AT ONCE!
- FOREST FIRES ARE STILL LEGAL! AS WE SPEAK, MY MINIONS ARE SETTING EVERY FOREST ON EARTH ON FIRE!
- MONSTER TRUCKS ARE STILL LEGAL! IN FACT, ALL OTHER VEHICLES ARE BANNED!
- DYNAMITE IS STILL LEGAL! EVERYONE GETS A FREE TRUCKLOAD OF DYNAMITE!
Of all your posts, this one is my favorite....but.... Helmets man? You serious? do you realize the problems that is going to cause for people with Mohawks or just...awesome hair?
06 Jun 2018, 3:00 pm
