Roger The Ripped Kangaroo, six feet seven inches, two hundred pounds of pride and aggression, has died.
Pictures can be found on the Internet of him squashing a metal bucket with his bare hands (paws).
He lived in a kangaroo sanctuary in Australia, with his harem of twelve (
).
He was beloved by the Australian people, and many celebrities have expressed their condolences.
I am sad..... he was special 
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Sylkat
Student Body President, Miskatonic University