In my humble opinion, Star Trek sucks and Lord of the Rings r0x0rz j00 b0x0rz 4ll n1ght l0ng. Not only that, I do believe other members here were right when they mentioned Satanic ritual in association with Star Trek fanaticism. Do I have to make the correlation any clearer?
In conclusion, vi pwns emacs because emacs is some multimegabyte monstrosity. I just need something to edit my code with!