Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be shipped from Svalbard via Viking chefs, who had obtained the secret recipes of the Japanese Emperor, after breaking into his vault hidden beneath the Imperial Stormtroopers, who all hated pizza, but were partial to a nice plate of nachos. After hearing this, Santa consulted his Swatch watch and perused the television viewing schedules, in case Barbra Streisand stole out of the bulging sack he was holding
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AQ: 27 Diagnosis:High functioning (just on the cusp of normal.) IQ:131 (somewhat inflated result but ego-flattering) DNA:XY Location: UK. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Brown. Height:6'1 Celebrity I most resemble: Tom hardy. Favorite Band: The Doors. Personality: uhhm ....(what can i say...we asd people are strange)