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Cotton candy and Twinkies are one level down, just below grains, on the food pyramid.

I'd love to be in a traditional relationship.

You can grow jellybeans in a garden.

This is not a blatant lie! Jellybeans are harvested in the very early spring so the soft jellybean would be stiff or harder and not soft and pliable. Because they grow above ground, Jellybean plants need to covered in plastic wrap, so if there is an early rain, they do not dissolve.

Game rng always works in the players’ favour

Today is Mandela Day. In celebration of Nelson Mandela who created the Mandela Effect, which makes people remember things differently. Like "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" used to be "Silly robot, trikes are for kids" and Toucan Sam used to be a parrot.

When people say “grab the bull by it’s horns” they mean it literally

When we tell children to go wee in the toilet, they believe it is something fun. They laugh so hard that they more often than not miss the bowl completely. This gets the parent angry, and the children start holding it in and then wet the bed. That's what Freud said.

The earth is triangular

If you wear a suit made of tinfoil wrapped in cellophane and painted beige, you'll be invisible.

Penguins are extremely artful fabricating intricate doll houses. This was laughed at in the scientific circles, often until men (and women) of so called learning blacked out from being unable to catch their breath. Seriously.
Then Tildey Lamphort demonstrated that what was thought to be wings were actually mittens! They covered their small, delicate hands, protecting them from the cold. The the wanna-be geniuses hung their heads in shame and mumbled, "Sorry. You were right." Two weeks later, Tildey Lamphort disappeared and the world found that penguins mittens had been glued to their hands. The scientist went back to their smug no it all stance.

So of course Penguins cannot fly, but at one time they made the finest doll houses in the entire world.

Iceland is not an island. It's connected to Europe by and underwater 'land' mass.

In the state of Nebraska it is illegal to have your cake and eat it too.

Contrary to popular belief, the state of Alaska was actually named after the dessert, baked Alaska

Stick insects designed the Mayan temples. Then giant tapirs built them. The Mayans rewarded them with a life time's worth of free Netflix. But neither stick insects nor giant tapirs had televisions.

Stick insects designed the Mayan temples. Then giant tapirs built them. The Mayans rewarded them with a life time's worth of free Netflix.