GAME: In A Perfect World...

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In a perfect world there'd be no rumors and wars of rumors

In a perfect world, those animated sneakers would get where they're going!

In a perfect world, those sneakers could walk on water

In a perfect world I'd be getting a back rub right now. From a guy named Fabio. On a beach in Tahiti.

In a perfect world guy's like Fabio are obsolete, and every beach is like Tahiti

In a perfect world, we all get a beach of our own and Fabio still comes by once in awhile for the massages just 'cause he's a nice kind of a guy. (hands off my Fabio fantasy buster!)

In a perfect world, women would realize that Fabio is a Lesbian on Steroids

after the gender re-assignment operation went horribly wrong

In a perfect world Fabio's differences only make him/her even more attractive to the (?) opposite sex.

In a perfect world, we would take massage breaks instead of lunch breaks

In a perfect world, everyone would agree with DW's last post. Especially management.

In a perfect world, the work week is defined as Tues. < Fri. , 10:00am - 4:00pm

In a perfect world, work doesn't feel like work and when the work day ends, you say, "Aw, man! Do I gotta' go home and relax in front of the TV?"

In a perfect world, the clothing optional concept would be globally recognized as an alternative lifestyle

(you're kidding right? ok...)

In a perfect world, everyone would look good naked.

In a perfect world, people are not judgmental (no..I wasn't - BTW everyone includes even Fabio)

Ok, in a perfect world I wouldn't feel horrible being naked in public...

And, in a perfect world, I wouldn't feel weird stating the previous statement. Urgh.