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There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it.

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!"

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How on Earth did they get

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here!

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages?

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium,