Finish the Limmerick

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I see what you did there. Don't think I didn't spot it.

You deliberately set this one up so that there was no other option but for the next person to say:

And he shouted in anger: "Oh, phucket!"


Next limerick:

There once was a fellow called Plank
Whose efforts we all need to thank.
He made this great place
And showed us his face....

Nobody wants to join in, so I'll finish my one myself, to revive this thread:

'Cause he's really a rather cool Yank.

Next limerick:


There once was a person I knew
Who always tripped over his shoe.
He bruised his poor shin
But said with a grin:

Of coordination I haven't a clue!
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There once was a man from Perth
Who zoomed through the core of the earth
He ended up in a place
It was like outer space

And it burned him for all he was worth.

There once was a horse in a field
Who trod on a mouse 'till it squealed.
The mouse cried: "oh dear!
You'll kill me, I fear"

So, the horse made a sign that said, "Yield!"
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There once was a large honeycomb
Filled with many bees who called it "home."
But then The Queen threw a fit,
So The Workers all quit...

Which necessitated her building for herself a protective, hexagonal, geodesic dome.

[sorry, there weren't many rhymes for that one!]
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There once was a rotten tomato
That started to look like a potato
An argument ensued
How to pronounce the two

No worries! I liked your answer!

...And the winner was the the new term "topmato."
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There once was a young boy named Lee
Who lived very close to the sea.
When he was eight-and-a-half,
He got infected with staph...

From a bite from an infectious sea flea



There once was a teacher from Seattle
Who with his students liked to battle
He argued that cod
Were rather odd

...Because they were fish with gills that could rattle.
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There once was a pretty young flapper
Who loved only men who were dapper.
When asked out by a geek,
She started to freak...

...and said, "Sorry, but I've got the clap...errr..."

I once knew a fat boy named John
who wanted a chair to sit on.
He found one and sat
but he was so fat...

...and said, "Sorry, but I've got the clap...errr..."

I once knew a fat boy named John
who wanted a chair to sit on.
He found one and sat
but he was so fat...

...The seat broke and was instantly gone!
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There once was a lonely green lime
With no one with whom to spend time.
He would get so depressed,
Much more than the rest...

That he'd asked lemons for dimes.
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There once was a broken escalator
Who the boss said he'd fix later
A woman caught her shoe
And met a fate so cruel

...so sad, 'cause I wanted to date her.


There once was a biker named Lance
Hid all kinds of drugs in his pants
He told every lie
and never said why...

...he would freak out and dance.

There once was an evil green burrito,
It attracted a mosquito.
The insect was dumb,
It sat down on it and turned numb...

then it was eaten by emperor hirohito