worst movies you have ever seen

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Anything directed by Catherine Breillat will make my list of the worst movies ever made. I've seen four of her films, and I thought that they were the most morally bankrupt things that I have ever sat through.

The lovely bones was absolutely diabolical.

Burn After Reading. My mom and I hate this movie.

Any of the Resident Evil live-action movies, anything by Michael Bay and 95% of comedy movies.

Mmm... Liked the resident evil films. The first two at least I thought pretty good. Never exposed to the games or anything else though so it might be a factor.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Superman 3, Howard the Duck, Spaceballs, The two TV-movies featuring The Ewoks, any of the Police Academy Movies, this one movie with the Fat Boy rappers (I don't remember the title), Flubber, Casper, Tom and Huck (a live-action Disney featuring Johnathan Taylor Thomas and some other kid), Dennis the Menace, The Neverending Story 2.

Of course, some of these movies weren't *really* bad, but they'll get no awards from me.

The Fat Boys were in two movies, 'Krush Groove' and 'Disorderlies'. I'll guess you mean Disorderlies? Krush Groove isn't great film making, but I didn't think it was too bad as a period piece.

I've seen some awful movies made just for cable, none of which I can remember by name!

Bio-Dome

Never in my life have I seen anything with more derp moments... and I turned it off after 20 minutes.

Not necessarily the worst films, but these are films I remember not enjoying that much.

But I'm a Cheerleader
Con Air
Cabin in the Woods
New Moon

When being younger, my friends had the habbit of watching 1-2 films a week, in the meaning of discovering the worst film ever.

Our winner has been "Iron warrior" an 80ies wanna be Fantasyfilm, with gigantic plotholes (So as example 2/3 of the film is about getting THE ONLY THING that is capable of destroying the evil mastermind of the film - but doesnt matter that they lack to receive THE ONLY THING, that can kill the nemesis, in the end he gets beaten up by a torch that accidentally lies around) Or whenever you chase people on a horse through a wood, you simply throw a spear after them, then wait for a tree or a bush that is carrying a new spear around, take that, throw that, and wait for another bush that totally accidentally has an spear inside him... Absolutely, who doesnt know of the famous "spearbushes" forests, where bushes carry dozend of spears with them, for the case that you need some for throwing them around. The special effects are in general a masterpiece of "how not to do it". ^^

The other film we crowned was "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal_W ... e_of_Death

I thought Con Air had its moments.

Cabin in the woods too. But mostly the comedic elements. That part with the Harbinger, what was his name? Mordicai or something. When they put him on speaker phone as a joke.

I liked Spaceballs. It was so bad it was funny, which I think was the idea.

Pitch Black. the first Riddick movie was a shockingly bad stupid stupid stupid movie.

The only movie that really "Jumps Out" in my mind to go on my list at the moment...

The remake of Nightmare on Elm Street

Granted, I've seen the original and loved it, the new one was just..."Wtf?" Walked out of the theater like 30-60 mins into it to find a friend and the doors were locked, didn't bother tryin to get back in.

I didn't like some of the batman reboots either. The last series was fair-good, but I couldn't finish watching two before that. Don't know the names but one had Arnold and The ER guy-is-name and the other was a Batgirl movie with Christopher Walken. The first was just silly and the second ZZZzzzzzzz....

I did like the first Star Trek reboot ok. I enjoyed the different and interesting take on Uhura. But was most interested in how someone would attempt a young Spock. As it was I thought Quinto did pretty well. For what its worth I watched an fairly long interview with Leonard Nimoy and he said he liked how Quinto handled it. But then again Nimoy seems to be a very down to earth guy (ironically ) and didn't really have anything bad to say about anyone. At least such was my impression from just this one interview.