What Mythological God Are You?

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Odin
Indeed, you are 75% erudite, 33% sensual, 66% martial, and 45% saturnine.
King of the Gods and leader of the Aesir family, Odin was all wise, all seeing, and almighty. He was the very personification of authority, skilled in battle, and swift in administering justice, but also prone to unpredictable bouts of extreme wrath.

Along with his wife Frigg (yes, that was her name), Odin ruled from his magnificent hall of "Valhalla" located within the realm of Asgard, home to the deities. Valhalla was also the afterlife destination of brave and valiant mortal heroes who had fallen in battle. These dead heroes were whisked away from the bloody battlefield by Odin's elite force of armour clad female warriors called the Valkyries, charging through the sky upon flying horses.

Valkyries were originally fierce spirits of slaughter who soared over the battlefields like birds of pray, though in later Norse myth, they were romanticized as Odin's Shield-Maidens, virgins with golden hair and snowy arms who served the chosen heroes everlasting mead and meat in the great hall of Valhalla. And isn’t that just any man's dream?

Hades
Indeed, you are 79% erudite, 41% sensual, 75% martial, and 100% saturnine.
Simply put, Hades was a God of the Underworld, comparable to Midir of the Celts. After dying, a person entered the Underworld by first travelling through the groves of Persephone, onto the gates of Hades which were guarded by the three-headed dog Cerberus, a lot like the Norse "watchdog of hell", Garm.
Being the ruler of the Underworld, Hades was naturally the God of Death, but he was also the God of prosperity and wealth. He could be terrifying or generous depending on where one stood in his favour. The way one kept on his good side was by offering him black sheep.

Hades didn't get around much, preferring to stay home in the Underworld, a vast underground kingdom of caves and tunnels, with his wife Persephone to whom he was faithful.

You scored higher than 99% on erudite

You scored higher than 99% on sensual

You scored higher than 99% on martial

You scored higher than 99% on saturnine

Simply put, Hades was a God of the Underworld, comparable to Midir of the Celts. After dying, a person entered the Underworld by first travelling through the groves of Persephone, onto the gates of Hades which were guarded by the three-headed dog Cerberus, a lot like the Norse "watchdog of hell", Garm.
Being the ruler of the Underworld, Hades was naturally the God of Death, but he was also the God of prosperity and wealth. He could be terrifying or generous depending on where one stood in his favour. The way one kept on his good side was by offering him black sheep.

Hades didn't get around much, preferring to stay home in the Underworld, a vast underground kingdom of caves and tunnels, with his wife Persephone to whom he was faithful.

Hades
Indeed, you are 66% erudite, 12% sensual, 70% martial, and 79% saturnine.
Simply put, Hades was a God of the Underworld, comparable to Midir of the Celts. After dying, a person entered the Underworld by first travelling through the groves of Persephone, onto the gates of Hades which were guarded by the three-headed dog Cerberus, a lot like the Norse "watchdog of hell", Garm.
Being the ruler of the Underworld, Hades was naturally the God of Death, but he was also the God of prosperity and wealth. He could be terrifying or generous depending on where one stood in his favour. The way one kept on his good side was by offering him black sheep.

Hades didn't get around much, preferring to stay home in the Underworld, a vast underground kingdom of caves and tunnels, with his wife Persephone to whom he was faithful.

The Fifteen Gods

These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in …

…all or none of the four variables: Dagda. … Erudite: Thoth. … Sensual: Frey. … Martial: Mars. … Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. … Erudite & Sensual: Amun. … Erudite & Martial: Odin. … Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. … Sensual & Martial: Zeus. … Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. … Martial & Saturnine: Loki. … Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. … Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. … Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. … Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.

Mictlantecuhtli
Indeed, you are 62% erudite, 62% sensual, 54% martial, and 95% saturnine.
All right, I'll be honest. The Aztec God of the Dead had an awfully long name, not quite as intimidating as the names of his equivalents, Hades (Greek mythology) or Pluto (Roman mythology). Still Mictlantecuhtli was the Lord of Mictlan, the lowest layer of the Aztec Underworld, and looked the part.
He took the form of a bloody skeleton, but basically he was a fairly nice guy who extended kind hospitality to the newly dead souls that ventured into his necropolis kingdom. However, he could get somewhat adamantine if you tried to steal one or more of his “guests”, as Tezcatlipoca and Quetzalcoatl could tell you.

After restoring the sky and earth, these two Gods decided to create people to inhabit the new world. In order to do this, Quetzalcoatl had to travel to the Underworld to retrieve the human bones of the last creation. On his way back to the surface, he fell into a deep pit, dug by Michlantechutli’s minions, who were ordered not to let him get away with their master’s most precious possessions. The bones were broken and scattered, which is, in Aztec mythology, the reason why people are different sizes today.

Michlantechutli’s symbolic animals are the spider, the owl, and the bat.

Thoth
Indeed, you are 66% erudite, 12% sensual, 37% martial, and 58% saturnine.
Thoth, the Egyptian God of secret wisdom, intellect, geometry and other forms of higher mathematics, was also the God of books and learning, of writing and numbers. And above all, he was the God of Magic. Indeed, he was the first and greatest of all magicians, said to create miracles from nothing by the mere vibrations of his voice alone.

Within his main temple were said to be stored his books of magic which were open for the edification of all, providing those absorbing this magic understood its sacred content. Over the centuries, these books were said to have been carefully translated by various priests of secret orders until finally, the Greeks compiled them as the works of Hermes Trismegistus.

One book most everyone is familiar with which is attributed to the mysteries of the God Thoth is the Tarot, considered to be an unbound book of symbols that may be read in an endless variety of sequences imitating the random nature of existence itself.

Amun
Indeed, you are 75% erudite, 66% sensual, 41% martial, and 33% saturnine.
Amun was a mysterious God indeed. His very name basically means "what is hidden", "what is not seen", "what cannot be seen", and though even his form was said to be “unknown”, he was depicted as a man with the head of a uraeus (cobra), or a man seated on a throne and holding in one hand the sceptre, and in the other the ankh.

All secrets aside, what we do know is that Amun was the Egyptian King of the Gods, not unlike his counterparts Zeus (Greek mythology) and Odin (Norse mythology). With his ruling might over the Gods, Amun soon became associated with the Pharaohs.

Being responsible for the creation of the world, it is not surprising that he was also the God of fertility, reproduction, and sexual power, and thus also the God of agriculture. With the combined powers of regeneration and royalty, Amun became linked to the sun and the great God Ra, becoming known as Amun-Ra, which pretty much consolidated his status as Supreme God.

In spite of Amun's political ascension, he also enjoyed popularity among the common people of Egypt, who came to call him the vizier of the poor, the protector of the weak, and an upholder of justice.


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You scored higher than 99% on erudite
You scored higher than 99% on sensual
You scored higher than 99% on martial
You scored higher than 99% on saturnine

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<TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>Coyote</B></FONT><BR>Indeed, you are 79% erudite, 66% sensual, 54% martial, and 70% saturnine. </TD></TR>
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<TD><B>Coyote</B> was an important being to several <B>Native American</B> tribes. He was one of those tricksters that are found in several world mythologies, in fact very close in temperament and deed to <B>Loki</B> of the <B>Norse</B> pantheon.
<P>Eternally scavenging for food, he represents the most basic instincts, but in other narratives, he is also the father of the Indian people and a potent conductor of spiritual forces in the form of sacred dreams. In the “Myth of the Stars and the Moon” he is shown as a wise counsellor even.
<P>There are more stories about him than stars in the sky. For example, did you hear the one about the “Spying Moon”? It seems that someone had pinched the moon, and Coyote offered to stand in as replacement. Everyone agreed that he made a fine moon, but from his elevated position Coyote could see everything that was going on. Being of an irritating disposition, he couldn't resist blowing the whistle on friends and enemies alike. "Hey, look what Badger is doing behind his tepee!"
<P>Pretty soon everyone was sick of his snooping and voted him out of the sky. But nothing can keep Coyote down for long. Being an old show-off, he loves to impress the girls by juggling his eyeballs. One day he threw one so high it got stuck in the sky and became the star Arcturus. So even now he's keeping an eye on us all.
<P><B>The Fifteen Gods</B>
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<P>…all or none of the four variables: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=0">Dagda</A>. … Erudite: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=8">Thoth</A>. … Sensual: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=4">Frey</A>. … Martial: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=2">Mars</A>. … Saturnine: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=1">Mictlantecuhtli</A>. … Erudite & Sensual: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=12">Amun</A>. … Erudite & Martial: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=10">Odin</A>. … Erudite & Saturnine: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=9">Anubis</A>. … Sensual & Martial: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=6">Zeus</A>. … Sensual & Saturnine: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=5">Cernunnos</A>. … Martial & Saturnine: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=3">Loki</A>. … Erudite, Sensual & Martial: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=14">Lug</A>. … Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=13">Coyote</A>. … Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=11">Hades</A>. … Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=8519992224112523293&category=7">Pan</A>. </P></TD></TR>
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<TD><SPAN id=comparisonarea>My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I>:
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<TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>63%</B> on <B>erudite</B></TD></TR>
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<TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>26%</B> on <B>sensual</B></TD></TR>
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<TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>77%</B> on <B>saturnine</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8519992224112523293'>The Mythological God Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Nitsuki'>Nitsuki</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test</a></td></tr></table>

I got Dagda

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on erudite

You scored higher than 99% on sensual

You scored higher than 99% on martial

You scored higher than 99% on saturnine

lol

Are there any non-mythical gods?

I did get Thoth after retaking the test.

Thoth
Indeed, you are 79% erudite, 58% sensual, 33% martial, and 37% saturnine.
Thoth, the Egyptian God of secret wisdom, intellect, geometry and other forms of higher mathematics, was also the God of books and learning, of writing and numbers. And above all, he was the God of Magic. Indeed, he was the first and greatest of all magicians, said to create miracles from nothing by the mere vibrations of his voice alone.
Within his main temple were said to be stored his books of magic which were open for the edification of all, providing those absorbing this magic understood its sacred content. Over the centuries, these books were said to have been carefully translated by various priests of secret orders until finally, the Greeks compiled them as the works of Hermes Trismegistus.

One book most everyone is familiar with which is attributed to the mysteries of the God Thoth is the Tarot, considered to be an unbound book of symbols that may be read in an endless variety of sequences imitating the random nature of existence itself.

The Fifteen Gods

These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in …

…all or none of the four variables: Dagda. … Erudite: Thoth. … Sensual: Frey. … Martial: Mars. … Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. … Erudite & Sensual: Amun. … Erudite & Martial: Odin. … Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. … Sensual & Martial: Zeus. … Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. … Martial & Saturnine: Loki. … Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. … Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. … Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. … Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.





My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 52% on erudite

You scored higher than 12% on sensual

You scored higher than 2% on martial

You scored higher than 12% on saturnine

Yes, one. But evidently this answer can be disputed. I eagerly await someone or several people doing so, either from atheist, pantheist or polytheist points of view, as well as discussion of who the one God is in the event of monotheism - but it will have to be in the Religion, Philosophy and Politics forum.

It would be sort of interesting if some of the mythical ones DID live in this space time continuum... Perhaps someone may wish to argue the case that they actually do! Maybe on Wrong Planet!

Ah, so you understand N'yarlathept.

Frey
Indeed, you are 50% erudite, 83% sensual, 41% martial, and 62% saturnine.
Frey was, just like his twin sister Freya, a member of the Vanir family and thus a God of fertility and love. Along with Odin and Thor he was one of the most popular Norse Gods, and received many offerings. He was said to have control of the weather, both rain and sunshine, thus the fertility of the earth. Prayers were also offered to Frey for a good future, peace and prosperity.
Frey is described as being handsome, powerful, merciful and kind. Fitting considered he was - let’s be frank - the God of sex. His cult included songs and actions which shocked contemporary and later Christians, who condemned them as indecent, which they of course were not to the participants in the cult themselves.

Frey lived in Alfheim, "Elf-home", a name which indicates a possible connection between Vanir and Elves. His servant was the Goddess Beyla, who was all about bees and dairy. Not to far off, I think, as “Milk and Honey” and the things that Frey stands for are equally sweet.

Could you expand upon this for the uninitiated?

Oops. I guess I was wrong. Disregard the bablings of a foolish dancer.