Most random and Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories

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That one is good :p

The Coronavirus is made up in an attempt to impeach Trump

All known conspiracy theories were invented by MI6 to hide what the British government is really up to.

All conspiracy theories were invented to hide the fact that there are no conspiracies.

Ridiculous truth! I like it!

One is that we came from whales beaching themselves. Yet the very people who believe this seem to be the first to go onto the beaches to try to push them back in. How come? They were only trying to change into humans!

All conspiracy theories were invented by paranoids. In fact...by a world cabal of paranoids. Paranoids all out...to get ME!! !!

LBJ had an uncontrollable ego so he ordered the hit on JFK so he could become President.

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Good point, but I must note the exception.
The majority of pro basketball players actually descend from dolphins, evident by their inhuman ability to jump and twirl in mid-air.

that was in Journey to the Centre of the Earth (by Jules Verne)

Humanity originated on a single homeworld and has been scattered across the galaxy by some unknown agency.  Some theorize a previous human galactic empire, but the only pertinent question is the identity of humanity's home planet.

Time travel has already been invented, but the NSA is making sure it is kept out of the mainstream.

Planet X is considered a member of our solar system but is on an elongated elliptical orbit that takes approximately 3,657 years to complete.  Each passage is different and the amount of damage done depends on the position of Earth and the other planets when PX enters the inner solar system. It is surrounded by several dozen swirling moons, comets, space debris, dust, et cetera (known as PX's "entourage" or "complex"), which compose Planet X's massive tail. It is the swirling moons within the complex which give PX the "winged" appearance.

^ that’s pretty much the synopsis of a book I read in my teens!
Think they called it niburu though...

The New Age movement is a nefarious plot to mass stealth-convert young, impressionable lefties into deeply (paleao)reactionary and conspiratorial modes of thinking.
It’s being run by the ghosts of Bismarck, Metternich, Qin Huangdi, Rameses III, Andrew Jackson & Rudyard Kipling from a small garden shed in Basildon.

That was the theme of the TV show Seven Days. Some technology was based from the alien space craft that crashed at Rosewell & the time machine the NSA made could only go back one week due to the size of the reactor.

There's no such thing as corn.  Those fields you see are just the stalks of a fungus that's controlling our brains to make us want to spread it.