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Awesomelyglorious

I didn't understand your context, sorry.

Oh, sorry. I wasn't making fun of you. I just meant that I noticed that you seemed to lean left.

You make a point of wearing something red on May Day.

You eat red raspberries, cherries, currants, red apples, and red meat.

You drink red wine.

You wear a red fedora.

You ride a red bicycle.

You drive a big red car.

Your favourite baseball team is either the Cincinnati Reds or the Boston Red Socks, and your favourite football team is the Washington Red Skins.

Your favourite Wiggle is Murray, the Red Wiggle

The purpose of this thread isn't to make fun of people, but to make fun of extreme left-wing politics. Not everything on my list is to be taken literally, but to make a point in a humoristic way one has to exaggerate a bit.

You believe that the government should provide free public education and free health care services.

you think that 9/11 was orchestrated by the Bush administration an that no plane ever hit the Pentagon on that day.

you think that any data on the negative effects of illegal drugs, especially marijuana, is 'government propaganda.'

you think that jet contrails that linger in the air for any length of time are actually poisonous 'chem trails' and that the government is secretly poisoning people in a vast experiment.

you believe vaccines cause autism

you believe that giving birth at home is always safer than giving birth in a hospital

you're a vegan

you believe that corporations should have no rights

You run Red Hat Linux on your computers, until you become convinced that Red Hat is a bourgeois in-road to control Linux. So you switch to Ubuntu.

I've added some suggestions to the list. If any one has some suggestions, please mention them.

If you read this topic and nodded your head in agreement at anything that came out of that fool's mouth.

You think that social security and medicare should not be abolished.

How has manalitwist avoided getting banned from this place??

He's prolly the biggest troll around here.

He doesn't get banned because Alex Plank is an ultraleftist who fits a whole bunch of the negative stereotypes in this topic to a T. Same reason I've gotten banned for linking to a topic posted on the ummah.com forums... seriously. If your opinion is leftist, you're entitled to it come hell or high water. If you post facts that interfere with the "progressive" agenda, you are silenced.

If you were banned, then how did you return?

I dunno. I didn't bother checking the site for like 4 months, and when I did, I wasn't banned anymore. My old usernames "McJeff" and "Tha Cat" are, though.

In that case, you know you're a red when...

...you don't report banned WrongPlanet members who reappear

They know I'm here.

The first banning was over a year ago and possibly deserved.

The second one I believe was done by a moderator who later got kicked off the moderating team for corruption.