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08 Dec 2007, 9:59 am

This just in: A newsreader has been kidnapped and sent into the water

(Watch 0:58 to 3:30)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYf5fU2LQxI[/youtube]

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09 Dec 2007, 4:00 pm

Scientists have discovered that 100% of people who do not smoke, drink alcohol or take drugs, or have healthy lifestyles, die.

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10 Dec 2007, 5:22 am

IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH! The world will end at sunset.

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10 Dec 2007, 6:45 pm

Actual Newspaper Headline:

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Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

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11 Dec 2007, 3:49 am

In 5 days America will declare peace on Iraq.

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01 Jan 2008, 9:42 pm

Dawkins no longer believes in evolution

Richard Dawkins at his hometown at Oxford said that evolution is a gimmick.

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01 Jan 2008, 9:53 pm

TheAPERSON wrote:

IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH! The world will end at sunset.

Film at 11!

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02 Jan 2008, 10:33 am

It's official. Nothing has been declared official yet.

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02 Jan 2008, 5:41 pm

Great apes learn to fly

Researchers notice that apes can make aircraft made out of twigs, grass, leaves and moss off of trees.

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02 Jan 2008, 5:44 pm

SEHS occurring!

People's heads have suddenly begun exploding for no apparent reason anddddddddddddd

(The above writer's head suddenly exploded.)

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03 Jan 2008, 3:09 pm

MARIO SEEN IN NEW YORK!

The famous Italian plumber was seen on top of the Empire State Building yesturday. Eyewitness reports claimed that he fell from space clutching a star with eyes. This mystery has yet to be solved. However, a flying ship appeared earlier and attacked all nearby buildings. A beast with a spiky shell and red hair was riding it. We will have more on this story as it unfolds.

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03 Jan 2008, 8:54 pm

10 more die in Iraq

Citizens surprised, shocked and confused at tragic deaths.

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04 Jan 2008, 4:21 am

MAN BECOMES MOUNTAIN

Yes, it's offical. A man has grown so tall that he has turned into a mountain. The former James Roberts will now be known as Mt.Robertson, and the British Army will be the first to climb him/it.

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05 Jan 2008, 12:20 pm

i made this up

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06 Jan 2008, 6:20 am

I already did that one eddiedog8. Check the first page.

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06 Jan 2008, 8:57 am

this is realy important i went wee-wees

more importend news i went poo- poos

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