Why thank you.
I wore a wacky outfit last night to a Valentines Day party at a punk bar. The theme was "pink , Punk and Blue" theme.
A girl that was talking to me sais I must get hit on by losts of lesbians. That made no sense. I'd nevr been to a Lesbian bar before, as far as I know. I only went cause my buddy was the DJ.
I kinda looked like Edward Scissorhands or Micheal Jackson in "bad" becasue of all the belts and such. With a pink tattered shirt.And Blue hair.And eyeliner.
I got to meet some real life lesbians! I started talking to a pretty girl who was standing alone. I realized it was the line for the ladies room

Anyway I asked her about one of the movie posters on the Bar wall. "Big Bad Momma" I said I had to pick a character for my acting class next week and needed to portray someone for two hours straight.
She answered, "I'm here with my girlfriend."
I said "oh, thats nice, Happy Valentines Day to you both! So anyway have you seen Big Bad Momma? The poster says William Shatner is in it. I think I could act like him for two hours , how about you? Do you do any impressions good enough to last two hours?"
Then a girl came up and started sucking on her face. I hope her girlfriend didnt see , I'd hate to see people fight on a holiday.
Um...I think the comment by "MysteryFan3" was intended for kristameth