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Do you speak in rhymes or have other expressions that are fun but infuriate others?
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Serissa
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28 Sep 2005, 7:27 am

Neuroman wrote:
True story (more than once, much to my chagrin):

Am I annoying you? Because if I am, I'll stop.
I'm not annoying you, am I? I don't want to annoy you.
I'm annoying you, right?
I'm so sorry, I know I'm annoying you.
I'm not annoying you by apologizing, am I?
Because I really don't want to annoy you.
I know you don't like being annoyed.
I'm sorry if I was annoying you.
Oh wait, this is probably annoying, right?
Just let me know, because I'll stop,
because I really don't want to annoy you.
Are you sure you're not annoyed?
I'm not annoying you?
Not at all?
Beacuse if I am, I'll stop...


The person I was talking to, the whole time kept saying, no, it's all right, it's fine, I'm not annoyed, and finally said, will you stop apologizing? Just be quiet. And I got it.


You HAVE seen the Monty Python skit like that on "How to annoy people" correct? There's one almost exactly like it.



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28 Sep 2005, 7:48 am

Was it in a movie? I saw part of a movie; I think it was called The Life of Brian - it was the part where he says, someday all this will be yours, or something like that. Otherwise I have not. I don't get to the movies often because I need someone to go with me. Also, I tend to go to cartoons.



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01 Oct 2005, 12:15 pm

I like to come up with rhymes and reasons type of poetry. I do this very well when I am drunk.



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02 Oct 2005, 7:43 pm

Peter picked peppers to pickle. Peter picked a peck of pickling peppers. Peter picked a pickling potion to pickle the pickling peppers. He put the peppers in a pint sized pickle jar. He put the pickling potion in the pickling jar with less than a peck of pickling peppers; only a pint of peppers fit. Peter picked a peck of jalapeno pickling peppers to pickle in a pickling potion in a pint pickling jar with a pint of pickling potion....

People yell at me for this because I often don't realize I'm doing it until they're irritated. And I go faster and faster until I start laughing.