Translation Yo, dis here's Néant Humain. Gonna rap atcha Old School style all out!Greetings, good people. My name is Neant Humain, and I intend to regale you with some ungrammatical rhymes.
Name's Néant!
Humain!In case you have an extremely poor short-term memory; let me remind you of my name, which is Neant Humain.
Yo check itKindly attend to what I am about to say.
I'm twentyI am twenty years of age.
Ass-pie like the rest of it (genius rhyming it with it!)I have Asperger's Syndrome, as do many others on this site.
Gonna tell it like it isMy intention is to be bluntly honest.
Back when I was fresh and funnyI am hoping that my readers will still think I am fresh and funny, and thus worth listening to.
Free style!! !!This is a meaningless catchphrase to recapture your attention.
Don't smoke that pot Do not smoke marijuana.
Go snooze
At that nasty booze You should maintain an attitude of bored indifference toward alcohol.
Say oh hecks
No
To premarital sex You should recoil in horror and alarm at the very thought of having sexual intercourse outside of marriage.
