You Are 0% Feminine, 100% Masculine
You are totally in touch with your masculine side. (OOO-RAH!)
In fact, you probably don't understand women at all. (What's to understand? Crying + Gossiping + Shopping = Woman.)
Dramatic and emotional behavior turns you off. (Emotionalism is the bane of any reasoning society.)
You rather watch football than deal with drama. (I can't stand football - all those over-paid drama queens masquerading as men don't deserve my attention. Rugby; now that's a MAN's game!)
Deal with it, soldier!
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