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ToadOfSteel
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19 Aug 2008, 1:38 pm

Orwell wrote:

twoshots wrote:

Post modernist!

Pinko commie liberal.

You were dead wrong. We didn't end up in a totalitarian society until Jan. 20, 2001... I want all that time between 1984 and then back...

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19 Aug 2008, 1:40 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:

Orwell wrote:

twoshots wrote:

Post modernist!

Pinko commie liberal.

You were dead wrong. We didn't end up in a totalitarian society until Jan. 20, 2001... I want all that time between 1984 and then back...

Sorry man, prediction through literature is an imperfect science.

And you smell funny.

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19 Aug 2008, 1:50 pm

Orwell wrote:

And you smell funny.

This comment is a sufficient (and necessary) condition for you to be a bigot.

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19 Aug 2008, 1:56 pm

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

(Monty Python, The holy grail)

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19 Aug 2008, 2:01 pm

I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!

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19 Aug 2008, 2:05 pm

Mummy, mummy there is a big toad wanting to bite my legs off. :cry: :cry: :cry:

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19 Aug 2008, 3:40 pm

TallyMan wrote:

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

(Monty Python, The holy grail)

Ptooey, you beat me to it, you pile of dingo's kidneys!

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19 Aug 2008, 3:46 pm

all of your insults are unimaginative!

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19 Aug 2008, 3:49 pm

Patternist speak with forked tongue!

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19 Aug 2008, 4:19 pm

Talk to the hand!
(Oh, wait, I don't have any!)

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19 Aug 2008, 4:25 pm

Let me give you a helping hand.
(Oh, wait, I don't have any either)

I'll give you a leg up then.
(Damn no legs either)

Sorry, you're just going to have to slither.

... nearly forgot to insult you:

You two faced reptile!

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19 Aug 2008, 4:42 pm

The ontological proof for your existence.

1. It is proposed that a being has minimal excellence in a given possible world W if and only if it is utterly pathetic, absolutely stupid and wholly terrible in W; and
2. It is proposed that a being has minimal greatness if it has minimal excellence in every possible world.
3. Minimal greatness is possibly exemplified. That is, it is possible that there be a being that has minimal greatness. (Premise)
4. Therefore, possibly it is necessarily true that an utterly pathetic, absolutely stupid and wholly terrible being exists.
5. Therefore, it is necessarily true that an utterly pathetic, absolutely stupid and wholly terrible being exists. (By S5)
6. Therefore, YOU EXIST!! !

(on a side note, I wonder if this proof could be made to work)

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19 Aug 2008, 5:07 pm

I did not understand the part between "The" and "work"

Has big teeth and runs like a girl!

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19 Aug 2008, 6:35 pm

Shamelessly stolen from the Bob Saget roast:

Hannah Montana walks into a bar and tell the bartender to give her an Asshert. Bartender asks: "How do you make an Asshert?" Hannah says, "Well TallyMan hands me a chocolate milk he just made and I wake up three hours later on my stomach...with my pajama bottoms around my ankles!"

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19 Aug 2008, 6:44 pm

history_of_psychiatry wrote:

You are all flibbertyjibbits full of pinfeathers and gollyfluff!

damn it! I only looked at this thread because i was certain I could be tyhe first to say flibbertijibbit. Now I don't know what to say..
em...
...you're all gormless hobble-de-hoys.

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19 Aug 2008, 7:15 pm

Orwell wrote:

twoshots wrote:

Post modernist!

Pinko commie liberal.

Modernist.

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