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15 Oct 2008, 3:49 pm

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All I said, was "Coffee, anyone?" And that's when the fight started.
Thanksgiving mealtime with the family, eh? :wink:...Hartzofspace, Yours was very funny! :wink:


:D Thanks!


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15 Oct 2008, 3:52 pm

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"All I asked was who farted....."
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15 Oct 2008, 9:07 pm

I ran to answer the phone before my friend...



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15 Oct 2008, 9:34 pm

Someone said, "Get the door! It's the pizza delivery guy!" And that's when...


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15 Oct 2008, 10:24 pm

My wife asked if her arse looked big, so I told her it did...



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16 Oct 2008, 11:10 am

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16 Oct 2008, 11:48 am

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16 Oct 2008, 12:00 pm

I said, "And the winner of the American Legion Wet Tee-Shirt contest is..."


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16 Oct 2008, 12:29 pm

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16 Oct 2008, 2:15 pm

All I said was "I thought she was a cat" and that's when the fight started...



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16 Oct 2008, 3:35 pm

All Oliver said was: "Can I have some more please?" and ...


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16 Oct 2008, 3:36 pm

Then Pat said, "Give me liberty, or give me death!", and...


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16 Oct 2008, 3:41 pm

All Marie Anntionette said was "then let them eat cake" and ...


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16 Oct 2008, 3:43 pm

"But, what did you think of the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" And...


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16 Oct 2008, 3:47 pm

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16 Oct 2008, 3:52 pm

"The object of war is not to die for your country" said George, "but to make the other bastard die for his."

And that's when the real fighting started.


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