Huzzah, someone besides me has read 'the Codebreakers'...
they did mention 'no such agency' in there...
Actually, I just finished a book called 'Debunking 9/11', where they systematically addressed most of these issues, and dealt with them through experts, physics, and interviews. Sorry, but it looks like Al-cicaida did it..
Now, 2 rules of conspiracy
1) All the facts that 'support' your theory are proof of the existence of a conspiracy
2) All the facts that 'refute' your theory are proof of the workings of a consiparacy....
Now that we've got that out of the way, maybe we should have a prize for the most outrageous 9/11 theory. I think I have it.
Osama Bin Laden is actually Jewish, and works for the Mossad.
In the 1990s, the Americans were finally joining the rest of the world in looking for a 2-state solution. This further isolated Israel, who felt we needed to be more 'involved' in the Middle East.
The Israelis need the US to be totally isolated and hated by the rest of the Muslim world, much like...any guesses? Beuler?...
Since there's no 'there' to actually hit back at (cruise missles to the contrary), they knew the US would want to strike back...somewhere, anywhere. Iran was too big, so why not nudge them towards Iraq? That way, they're even more in the Israeli camp, and can be further controlled.
Bush was friends with the Saudis, but only the family Saudi...the rest of the country can't stand us.
Only a professional spy operation could smuggle in the dozens of tons of thermite, high explosives, and tannis root needed to break down the building.
Ok, I'm starting to snigger here...
Honestly, never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be explained by stupidity.