Bananas: The Atheist's Worst Nightmare

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24 Jan 2009, 2:11 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A[/youtube]

The contents don't squirt in your face! Wow, I wish I could be that dumb. xD

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24 Jan 2009, 2:16 pm

Am I to worship the banana now?

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24 Jan 2009, 2:17 pm

Apparently one can smoke a banana too.
Stoner rationale. :roll:

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24 Jan 2009, 2:25 pm

I've suddenly realised: Ray Comfort & Kirk Cameron are a deep-cover atheist sleeper cell. Their years of fanatical Christian proselytising were just to provide an alibi for the moment when the Ancient Secret Order of Secular Humanists (plotting for centuries the destruction of all mankind's hopes & dreams) issued the order for them to unleash this video. It all makes sense now.

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24 Jan 2009, 4:57 pm

Lychees could be seen as an argument either way.

On the one hand, they must have evolved for the lychee's own benefit because they're such buggers to get into.

On the other hand, they must have been created by a God who knew humans would invent edged peeling devices other than fingernails...and syrup, and canning, and Chinese restaurants. You will know this if you ever attempt to eat a punnet of fresh lychees on the way home on a London commuter train. What the hell was I thinking of?

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24 Jan 2009, 5:58 pm

You non believers are so stupid don't you realise that the pineapple, durian fruit, coconut et-al are the work of the devil parodying the elegant perfectness of Gods creation

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24 Jan 2009, 8:18 pm

Okay, for one thing, is there anything natural that ISN'T biodegradable?

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24 Jan 2009, 8:58 pm

z0rp wrote:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A[/youtube]

These are the people who don't want you to masturbate or engage in oral sex?

The best part, though, is that humans made the banana being used as an example of God's genius here.

Here are God's bananas:

They're disgusting and consist mostly of inch-long, rock-hard, razor-sharp seeds.

Truly, the Lord works in mysterious ways.

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24 Jan 2009, 11:31 pm

i dont like bananas...am i being a rebel??

help me. i dont want to lose my soul.

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25 Jan 2009, 1:34 am

oscuria wrote:

i dont like bananas...am i being a rebel??

help me. i dont want to lose my soul.

Blasphemer!

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25 Jan 2009, 6:09 am

ThatRedHairedGrrl wrote:

You will know this if you ever attempt to eat a punnet of fresh lychees on the way home on a London commuter train. What the hell was I thinking of?

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25 Jan 2009, 10:32 am

Not a dancing banana topic

A great speckled inner banana.

The bananas we have now are artificially grown, and use some the method involves grafting. Apparently, bananas no longer have sex to reproduce. They have lost the ability. Bees no longer buzz around them for a horticultural threesome.

When bananas go forth to multiply they need us, not the almighty. :roll:

Nothing divine there. Maybe this is why 'God' created us last. :lol:

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25 Jan 2009, 10:43 am

I love the irony of this. They're trying to disprove evolution . . . by showing just how well-suited monkey food is for human consumption.

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25 Jan 2009, 11:18 am

Arcanyn wrote:

I love the irony of this. They're trying to disprove evolution . . . by showing just how well-suited monkey food is for human consumption.

good one

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25 Jan 2009, 9:33 pm

Aussie kids have known the true identity of the creators for a long time

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25 Jan 2009, 11:33 pm

DentArthurDent wrote:

Aussie kids have known the true identity of the creators for a long time

You foreigners really don't shield yer young'ns from anything eh?

[/phallic joke]

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