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SpongeBobRocksMao
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28 May 2009, 5:29 pm

Activates a ketchup bomb and hides in the bathroom. It explodes, leaving everyone (except me) covered in ketchup.


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28 May 2009, 6:34 pm

Left a mustard and rancid mayonnaise bomb in the bathroom....


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28 May 2009, 10:42 pm

Goes silently into a meeting room, when someone is about to sit down. Places a custard pie on the chair from behind the person.


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29 May 2009, 2:30 pm

Sprays coke on everybody in the meeting room.


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29 May 2009, 5:29 pm

Constructs a prosciutto torch to turn up the heat.......


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29 May 2009, 8:05 pm

*runs around flinging smelly cheese at people while laughing hysterically*


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31 May 2009, 4:05 pm

Flicks spoonfuls of durian pudding at everyone.......


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31 May 2009, 4:47 pm

Throws rotten apples at everyone.


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31 May 2009, 7:40 pm

Loads a catapult with yogurt
and it rains yogurt on everyone.

Then, goes to the bathroom to change clothing.

Lastly, activates more catapults with yogurt.
It continues to rain yogurt on everyone.

The yogurt is six-weeks old! :twisted:


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01 Jun 2009, 4:05 am

Left some rotten eggs in the bathroom....


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01 Jun 2009, 7:58 pm

Throws rotten tomatoes at Richie for stinking up the restroom. I then switch the signs for the heck of it.


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01 Jun 2009, 8:07 pm

A good way to incite a food fight is to do an impression of a zit.



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03 Jun 2009, 2:36 pm

And then the puss spews out and trips the next person.....LOL moving on...........

I fling a full block of firm tofu.....



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04 Jun 2009, 5:27 pm

Let's see....Sugar, potassium chlorate, and sulfuric acid should warm things up a bit......


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04 Jun 2009, 7:14 pm

PrincessMR1899 wrote:
And then the puss spews out and trips the next person.....LOL moving on...........

I fling a full block of firm tofu.....


Actually, I was referring to a scene from Animal House.



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04 Jun 2009, 11:38 pm

Like I said: "Moving on........" :P