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05 Jan 2026, 6:27 pm

If you the superpower to change your body size, would you shrink yourself or have the ability to grow?


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06 Jan 2026, 12:47 pm

Talk to the Hand
Does that ever initiative a long lasting and meaningful dialog?


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06 Jan 2026, 7:50 pm

Can I have two Decembers instead of starting the year with January?


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06 Jan 2026, 7:55 pm

Will someone please explain why the month of February is considered the most "romantic month?"


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08 Jan 2026, 10:12 am

How is it that my sister has a high end job and I'm a hobo, but I have a roof over my head?


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22 Jan 2026, 5:09 am

Why can't all bread be tiger bread


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31 Jan 2026, 7:50 pm

When was the last time you had a "flashback dream" and wake up laughing, screaming,
or expressing a sound that causes confusion in people who may live with you?


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31 Jan 2026, 8:12 pm

babybird wrote:
Why can't all bread be tiger bread


Is it made entirely from tigers?


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31 Jan 2026, 10:07 pm

How do I post a comment on here? I can't figure it out. HELP! :lol:


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31 Jan 2026, 10:09 pm

If the devil sneezed and you said "God bless you" to him, what would happen?



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14 Feb 2026, 5:28 pm

How do you make French toast out of a gym sock and some chewed gum?


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14 Feb 2026, 7:46 pm

How did Rain Man become so smart?


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23 Feb 2026, 8:30 pm

Will someone please give movie lovers potential details of whereabouts of cuts of movies that studios messed with that caused such a movie to not be received well?

Examples:

King Kong (original version)

The Wicker Man (1973 version)

The Dark Tower

The Red Badge of Courage (John Huston's version)

Dune (David Lynch's version)

The Thin Red Line

The Magnificent Ambersons


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23 Feb 2026, 9:11 pm

Why do Incels want women to be their little servants?


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23 Feb 2026, 9:16 pm

Do you have to look like Ray Davies or Twiggy to look like an Olympian?


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23 Feb 2026, 9:18 pm

Why must you do a youth in Asia?


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