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01 Apr 2020, 9:04 pm
^ it's like they planned it
Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.
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01 Apr 2020, 9:59 pm
BenderRodriguez wrote:
aghogday wrote:
Practicing Social Distancing In Public Dance At Walmart When Folks Close to my Age Attempt to Spiral Dance With me... The Only Real Danger is They Get Dizzy.. hehe.. But Seriously A Much Younger Woman Tried to High-Five me Wearing A Mask All She got Was A Sweaty Elbow..
Brilliant, well done
Thank You Very Much; actually, i literally have a Prescription From a Doctor to Regulate Emotions and Integrate Senses with this Moving Meditation Dance That Operates Under the Same Essence of Tai-Chi In Balance Or a Yoga Dance; Just Basically Finding Balance Mind and Body WHole.
But of course i got the Prescription after i told the Doctor What Works for me; As He is up on Modern Research for Therapies for Emotional Regulation and Sensory Integration that are two main areas of Functional Disabilities With The Autism Spectrum; As Yes, Movement Therapy is Approved as Effective Therapy to Do this; Doctor's Don't give out Prescriptions for April Fool's Jokes either; hehe. The Prescription Just Covers me in case Some Store Management Wonders what Cause i have to do this; i Had Problems from the Start As i've Been Doing this Now in Public For 79 Months and 13,013 Miles Now; as the Security Team told me i should go to Target to do it; After i described the Therapy to the Store Manager from Walmart he Backed me up; i had several other issues with Store Management but none since Years ago now. i've Just Become a Fixture in the Metro Area as the only one who does this in the Deep South; If More People did they Could Master their Emotions and Senses in Autotelic Flow; And Increase Creativity and Productivity as Science Shows 400 to 500 Percent; Not only that but Meditation in General is shown now to be Actually Not Only a Real Fountain of Youth; But Restorative too for All Bodily Systems.
i used to be so uncomfortable in my own skin; i had to walk next to someone in a Store Like that to have some kind of Stable Guidance for where i was going to next; and not only that i barely moved my Arms As Tony Atwood Suggests that's How You Spot someone with Asperger's Syndrome by the way they Move in Gait. Epigenetics Make Human Potential More; Just a matter of finding the Adaptation to the Environmental Struggle that works for the Individual; this might not work for everyone but in my Life it makes it really Fun to Live; But yes, i had to fight hard to get the 'Privilege' to do this everywhere i go as even with the Doctor's Prescription, Private Establishments could surely find a way to tell me no; like i might run into a Customer or Something Like that.
It's like Dancing on a Tight Rope; Or a Monkey Climbing a Tree; or a Hawk Flying; With Enough Practice; Mistakes don't often Happen like Falling or Running into someone or something..
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01 Apr 2020, 10:19 pm
_________________ BOLTZ 17/3 2012 - 12/11 2020 Beautiful, sweet, gentle, playful, loyal simply the best and one of a kind love you and miss you, dear boy
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01 Apr 2020, 10:21 pm
_________________ BOLTZ 17/3 2012 - 12/11 2020 Beautiful, sweet, gentle, playful, loyal simply the best and one of a kind love you and miss you, dear boy
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02 Apr 2020, 4:21 am
Darmok wrote:
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02 Apr 2020, 5:45 am
Darmok wrote:
I see that's Hermes' Caduceus. Greek God of thieves, travelling and delivering messages to the other Gods. Personally, I find it somewhat interesting how over time certain symbols change and get confused with one another. Originally medicine was represented by Aesculapius' staff. God of medicine. The staff only has one snake, whereas Hermes' Caduceus has two intertwining snakes and wings on the top. Rather fitting that the God of thieves seems to have stolen the role of representing medicine.
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02 Apr 2020, 10:48 am
Karamazov wrote:
^ Do you have GCHQ clearance to divulge such information?
I hope you’ve filled out your B674.83A, remembering to check the green box below sub-paragraph 3 on page 18.
Sorry I couldn't reply to your message sooner, I was on the run from ... er ... I was busy.
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