Is Job Hunting in the General Workforce Absurd?
Today you need to "have experience to get experience!"
Most jobs these days have high requirements for the most menial of job.
Getting through HR process to the actual people who work in that division or do the actual work, is very very hard.
In my awful experience, as I have stated repeatedly goes something like this:
Internship(s) require 2-3+ years of INDUSTRY EXPERIENCE , for practically every field now along side a laundry list of skills you need.
Oh many if not most now require said bachelors or masters degrees (I've seen the listings)
You want entry level work in a field, you need between 3-5+ years of INDUSTRY EXPERIENCE!
Oh you need the necessary INDUSTRY CERTIFICATIONS (which you can only get while being employed in an industry job), on top of the laundry list of skills.
You want to work retail, they now expect you to have X amount of years of retail experience and actual work references to be a cashier or sales associate (work on the floor).
Some even require college degrees,
Add this on top of each company has their own employment software system that requires you to create an account and take ~1 hour (or more) to fill out the digital forms and questionnaires, you just want to give up in the end.
Oh the economy maybe growing, but most states are not seeing decent job creation yet outside of West Coast, TX, and East Coast.
Oh and before someone tells you to go to a job fair, from my experience very few companies at them actually hire let alone take resumes at their booths. If they are hiring, they give you a card with a web address to their hiring site for you to apply digitally.
Those people at their booths don't see any of it.
Beware most companies use scanning software, which looks for keywords, though you don't know what they are looking for for the most part.
Those who hit the most keywords are looked at by HR for possible interviews.
Also the longer you've gone without work (even if you have been in school and/or applying at places), it decreases your chances of getting interviews (they think something is wrong with you).
There is a high unemployment rate for those 30 years and younger.
The unemployment rate for those 31-40 is upticking a people age into this group.
Remember you are probably competing against those in their 30s and 40s, who are also struggling to find employment even with valid work experience.
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I personally gave up and went to my state agency that deals with people with disabilities.
I'm just waiting to hear when my next appointment is (They have to get my medical records to see if I am eligible).
Yeah, I just sent my resume to an employment agency and am awaiting their reply, because that seems alot more proactive than my mom's method of just "applying anywhere and everywhere, and, like a lottery, just waiting to see what happens!" - in the meantime, though, I'm still gonna do precisely that, just to get her off my back about it.
Just explain to her if not show her how god awful the process is currently.
The employment agency should work better.
Yeah, but the problem is, I've got a deadline: Sep 24. That's when my first of twelve payments of $316.50 is due to my school (that's the whole reason I've been even looking for a job). And my mom just seems so fixated on that that if I tried to show her how crappy the "process" is today, she would just think I'm making excuses and that I just don't "want to work".
Well then do the best you can.
Thanks, man - much appreciated. I will do the best I can!
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"Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art."
-- Claude Debussy
Today you need to "have experience to get experience!"
Most jobs these days have high requirements for the most menial of job.
Getting through HR process to the actual people who work in that division or do the actual work, is very very hard.
In my awful experience, as I have stated repeatedly goes something like this:
Internship(s) require 2-3+ years of INDUSTRY EXPERIENCE , for practically every field now along side a laundry list of skills you need.
Oh many if not most now require said bachelors or masters degrees (I've seen the listings)
You want entry level work in a field, you need between 3-5+ years of INDUSTRY EXPERIENCE!
Oh you need the necessary INDUSTRY CERTIFICATIONS (which you can only get while being employed in an industry job), on top of the laundry list of skills.
You want to work retail, they now expect you to have X amount of years of retail experience and actual work references to be a cashier or sales associate (work on the floor).
Some even require college degrees,
Add this on top of each company has their own employment software system that requires you to create an account and take ~1 hour (or more) to fill out the digital forms and questionnaires, you just want to give up in the end.
Oh the economy maybe growing, but most states are not seeing decent job creation yet outside of West Coast, TX, and East Coast.
Oh and before someone tells you to go to a job fair, from my experience very few companies at them actually hire let alone take resumes at their booths. If they are hiring, they give you a card with a web address to their hiring site for you to apply digitally.
Those people at their booths don't see any of it.
Beware most companies use scanning software, which looks for keywords, though you don't know what they are looking for for the most part.
Those who hit the most keywords are looked at by HR for possible interviews.
Also the longer you've gone without work (even if you have been in school and/or applying at places), it decreases your chances of getting interviews (they think something is wrong with you).
There is a high unemployment rate for those 30 years and younger.
The unemployment rate for those 31-40 is upticking a people age into this group.
Remember you are probably competing against those in their 30s and 40s, who are also struggling to find employment even with valid work experience.
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I personally gave up and went to my state agency that deals with people with disabilities.
I'm just waiting to hear when my next appointment is (They have to get my medical records to see if I am eligible).
Yeah, I just sent my resume to an employment agency and am awaiting their reply, because that seems alot more proactive than my mom's method of just "applying anywhere and everywhere, and, like a lottery, just waiting to see what happens!" - in the meantime, though, I'm still gonna do precisely that, just to get her off my back about it.
Just explain to her if not show her how god awful the process is currently.
The employment agency should work better.
Yeah, but the problem is, I've got a deadline: Sep 24. That's when my first of twelve payments of $316.50 is due to my school (that's the whole reason I've been even looking for a job). And my mom just seems so fixated on that that if I tried to show her how crappy the "process" is today, she would just think I'm making excuses and that I just don't "want to work".
Well then do the best you can.
Thanks, man - much appreciated. I will do the best I can!
Want to make a bet on who will get a job first?
(technically I've had 4 jobs already).
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Something.... Weird... Something...
Today you need to "have experience to get experience!"
Most jobs these days have high requirements for the most menial of job.
Getting through HR process to the actual people who work in that division or do the actual work, is very very hard.
In my awful experience, as I have stated repeatedly goes something like this:
Internship(s) require 2-3+ years of INDUSTRY EXPERIENCE , for practically every field now along side a laundry list of skills you need.
Oh many if not most now require said bachelors or masters degrees (I've seen the listings)
You want entry level work in a field, you need between 3-5+ years of INDUSTRY EXPERIENCE!
Oh you need the necessary INDUSTRY CERTIFICATIONS (which you can only get while being employed in an industry job), on top of the laundry list of skills.
You want to work retail, they now expect you to have X amount of years of retail experience and actual work references to be a cashier or sales associate (work on the floor).
Some even require college degrees,
Add this on top of each company has their own employment software system that requires you to create an account and take ~1 hour (or more) to fill out the digital forms and questionnaires, you just want to give up in the end.
Oh the economy maybe growing, but most states are not seeing decent job creation yet outside of West Coast, TX, and East Coast.
Oh and before someone tells you to go to a job fair, from my experience very few companies at them actually hire let alone take resumes at their booths. If they are hiring, they give you a card with a web address to their hiring site for you to apply digitally.
Those people at their booths don't see any of it.
Beware most companies use scanning software, which looks for keywords, though you don't know what they are looking for for the most part.
Those who hit the most keywords are looked at by HR for possible interviews.
Also the longer you've gone without work (even if you have been in school and/or applying at places), it decreases your chances of getting interviews (they think something is wrong with you).
There is a high unemployment rate for those 30 years and younger.
The unemployment rate for those 31-40 is upticking a people age into this group.
Remember you are probably competing against those in their 30s and 40s, who are also struggling to find employment even with valid work experience.
---
I personally gave up and went to my state agency that deals with people with disabilities.
I'm just waiting to hear when my next appointment is (They have to get my medical records to see if I am eligible).
Yeah, I just sent my resume to an employment agency and am awaiting their reply, because that seems alot more proactive than my mom's method of just "applying anywhere and everywhere, and, like a lottery, just waiting to see what happens!" - in the meantime, though, I'm still gonna do precisely that, just to get her off my back about it.
Just explain to her if not show her how god awful the process is currently.
The employment agency should work better.
Yeah, but the problem is, I've got a deadline: Sep 24. That's when my first of twelve payments of $316.50 is due to my school (that's the whole reason I've been even looking for a job). And my mom just seems so fixated on that that if I tried to show her how crappy the "process" is today, she would just think I'm making excuses and that I just don't "want to work".
Well then do the best you can.
Thanks, man - much appreciated. I will do the best I can!
Want to make a bet on who will get a job first?
(technically I've had 4 jobs already).
Meh, not really. I've had about three jobs (at least, that I would consider jobs), so I'm not new to it either, just inexperienced and unmotivated (since two of them ended up being very short term).
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"Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art."
-- Claude Debussy
I guess I should clarify that I'm not so much experiencing the absurdity of working in the general workforce as I am experiencing the absurdity of "the job search". It's true that, with my musical talent, working in the general workforce seems absurd to me, but I think the root of this post was supposed to be in "the job search" instead, and how people like us (not just autistics, but schizophrenics like me as well, and people with other disabilities) struggle with this search because it's more of a social arena than one concerning actual merit and qualifications (although those are still important, just not as important it seems).
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"Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art."
-- Claude Debussy
Job hunting to me seems perfectly reasonable, it's the amount of time and energy people put into their professional images in general that's absurd. The more time you spend over a cup of coffee and a laptop worrying about your job prospects, the more desperate you'll be for a job and the less chances you'll have to pick up a quick gig elsewhere. That, and worrying can cost a lot of money. My software contracting is hit or miss but the more time I spend chilling out between jobs, the farther my money goes anyway.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
I just got off the phone with my dad asking if I might be able to stay with him, but he says he's in no position to do that right now, and that I just have to kick some ass and get a full-time job ASAP, because it's not doing me any good to just sit around and not work (and it's certainly doing no good for my mom, either). So, I've decided to leave this thread for a while (I just don't have the heart to close it yet), as I think I finally have my answer: yes, it is absurd, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't do it. Again, thank you everyone for posting, and wish me luck!
I guess I'll come back to this thread when I have a job, as a celebration.
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"Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art."
-- Claude Debussy
Uhhh. Unless you're really detached you're going to become attached to the people you work with. You spend a good third of your day at work at full time 40 hours a week. I do think it's amusing, though, that you have to find a more tolerant religion to tolerate working with them.
You read into it wrong. I was simply stating that using the keywords they give you isn't lying. Because I've had that discussion before with other aspies so I figured I'd include it. BUT that brings me to what I've been trying to tell you all along. They post the qualifications they want in a job applicant on the job listing.
Those who hit the most keywords are looked at by HR for possible interviews.
These mystical keywords are in the job descriptions. Just trust me. Next time you apply for a job, take some of the phrases and exacting verbiage from the job description and shove them into your resume. But be smart about it. You'll at least hear from HR. It took me an entire year and a half to figure this out, but once I did, I had every single company I applied to calling me back. Two weeks after I had a full time job offer. Obviously, your experience will vary, but what's the harm in trying?
Good luck hunting!
beakybird, you S.O.B., the employment agency thing worked! I got a manufacturing position at a pharmaceutical company through an agency called Employment Solutions, and today I had my first training! It's full-time (with overtime - basically any Saturdays I feel like working other than the every third Saturday that I'm going to be working by default), the pay is quite excellent, and the shift seems perfect for me (2-10:30 PM, M-F: my most active hours of the day)! I also might get a morning job in a freight-unloading position at Kohl's, because I just had an interview for that, so that's exciting! I'm getting a lot more than I had originally bargained for, and am so grateful for it! Especially to you guys - you all rock! Thanks for the support, because it really did help a lot. ![]()
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"Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art."
-- Claude Debussy
Technically I'm not an aspie (although I did say that I might be a schizoid aspie, but I think it's much more likely that I'm just schizophrenic or I have another psychotic disorder). I received a PDD-NOS diagnosis when I was about 6 or so, but that's a pretty vague diagnosis, and the only one I've ever received (and because of recent events in my life, especially in the past four years, I have good reason to believe that I'm schizophrenic, not autistic). Autism has just always seemed like such a foreign thing to me, you know? I could never quite relate to autistic people the way I thought I ought to have, especially after learning more about it in recent years. I did some research on schizophrenia, though, and I've gotta say, my behaviors and thought patterns seem much more consistent with that disorder than with autism (especially the delusions and general paranoia about people). And plus, for me reading into your comment wrong meant I was trying to find something that simply was not there - I was reading into it too much and trying to work out the meaning of it, kind of like a schizophrenic person, rather than simply acting confused and maybe ultimately dismissing it, like I would imagine a lot of autistic people would do. I was trying to see what wasn't there, as opposed to being blind to it altogether. Sorry about this long message, I just thought it would help to clarify that I do not believe that I'm autistic (not anymore). Everything my school teachers and therapists told me was just a bunch of lies, simply because they didn't understand me or my diagnosis well enough to really know what was going on with me. Anyways, thanks again for the support, because I finally got a job (as I described in my latest post)!
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"Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art."
-- Claude Debussy
Well, it was just a messed up situation, because I worked the first day from 10-2, and at 12, as usual, I was pretty hungry, but I didn't bring anything, believing that I could just work the full four hours without a food break, but I was wrong. So that's basically what happened then. Today was different, though - 8 & 3/4 hour day at this pharmaceutical company that I'm now working at, with a break at 5, when I ate supper in the break room (and it is a nice break room). I felt great at the end of the day! And I think it's simply going to get better.
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"Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art."
-- Claude Debussy
That is really awesome man. Congrats. Really glad something I did actually helped someone. Really makes me happy to hear. Good luck with that, and more importantly your music man...
Those who hit the most keywords are looked at by HR for possible interviews.
These mystical keywords are in the job descriptions. Just trust me. Next time you apply for a job, take some of the phrases and exacting verbiage from the job description and shove them into your resume. But be smart about it. You'll at least hear from HR. It took me an entire year and a half to figure this out, but once I did, I had every single company I applied to calling me back. Two weeks after I had a full time job offer. Obviously, your experience will vary, but what's the harm in trying?
Good luck hunting!
Actually that's only true for some companies.
Many companies use keywords not found in their posting, in order to greatly weed out the candidates to a small reasonable number.
Many companies also penalize you for using keywords from their listing, even to the extent of throwing out all the resumes/cover letters that use them.
The process is normally multi step non the less, with each step having it's own classification leading to whether or not you get an interview.
The first person normally filters out the resumes that look good and send them to the higher up HR person.
The higher up HR person then uses their set of qualifications they use to further filter out the resumes then sends it to someone or panel in charge of deciding who gets interviewed.
Any decent sized company has it's own job portal, where you create an account where you fill out all the digital forms and questionnaires (many don't even allow you to upload a resume and cover letter) which is the basis for your profile on their job portal.
Hopefully the job portal allows you to use your LinkedIn account making it faster.
I've talked to many people who work or worked in HR/hiring over that past few years who tell a much different story than you.
I've also had my fair share of interviews (which I'm told from my fellow graduates it is more than many of them), which has lead to me not getting hired because I'm "not experienced enough", "not perfect enough (seriously this has been said to me quite a few times)" and you are expected to "hit the ground running" as in you are expected to full do the job without any training or adjustment phase.
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Something.... Weird... Something...
HOORAY! =D That's so great to hear! Good luck! And enjoy that fancy breakroom.
Many companies use keywords not found in their posting, in order to greatly weed out the candidates to a small reasonable number.
Many companies also penalize you for using keywords from their listing, even to the extent of throwing out all the resumes/cover letters that use them.
The process is normally multi step non the less, with each step having it's own classification leading to whether or not you get an interview.
The first person normally filters out the resumes that look good and send them to the higher up HR person.
The higher up HR person then uses their set of qualifications they use to further filter out the resumes then sends it to someone or panel in charge of deciding who gets interviewed.
Any decent sized company has it's own job portal, where you create an account where you fill out all the digital forms and questionnaires (many don't even allow you to upload a resume and cover letter) which is the basis for your profile on their job portal.
Hopefully the job portal allows you to use your LinkedIn account making it faster.
I've talked to many people who work or worked in HR/hiring over that past few years who tell a much different story than you.
I've also had my fair share of interviews (which I'm told from my fellow graduates it is more than many of them), which has lead to me not getting hired because I'm "not experienced enough", "not perfect enough (seriously this has been said to me quite a few times)" and you are expected to "hit the ground running" as in you are expected to full do the job without any training or adjustment phase.
That's weird, because all the Talent Acquisition (HR, but more focused) people I've talked to say that they use the keywords the way I described. There's nothing secretive and overlordish about job applications. Even if it feels that way when it seems impossible to get one. But I've only worked in publishing, advertising, marketing, contracting, tech, and that one weird fashion job. Which are kind of progressive...I guess. What field are you in? I've never run across a company with no onboarding process.
I spent the past year and a half bouncing from interview to interview, getting to the third/fourth/ect rounds and then nowhere until a few weeks ago, so I do understand your frustration. It's awful. Soul-sucking, depressing, destroy-your-sense-of-self-worth awful. But at least the job market is bouncing back. So, it should get even better!
Many companies use keywords not found in their posting, in order to greatly weed out the candidates to a small reasonable number.
Many companies also penalize you for using keywords from their listing, even to the extent of throwing out all the resumes/cover letters that use them.
The process is normally multi step non the less, with each step having it's own classification leading to whether or not you get an interview.
The first person normally filters out the resumes that look good and send them to the higher up HR person.
The higher up HR person then uses their set of qualifications they use to further filter out the resumes then sends it to someone or panel in charge of deciding who gets interviewed.
Any decent sized company has it's own job portal, where you create an account where you fill out all the digital forms and questionnaires (many don't even allow you to upload a resume and cover letter) which is the basis for your profile on their job portal.
Hopefully the job portal allows you to use your LinkedIn account making it faster.
I've talked to many people who work or worked in HR/hiring over that past few years who tell a much different story than you.
I've also had my fair share of interviews (which I'm told from my fellow graduates it is more than many of them), which has lead to me not getting hired because I'm "not experienced enough", "not perfect enough (seriously this has been said to me quite a few times)" and you are expected to "hit the ground running" as in you are expected to full do the job without any training or adjustment phase.
That's weird, because all the Talent Acquisition (HR, but more focused) people I've talked to say that they use the keywords the way I described. There's nothing secretive and overlordish about job applications. Even if it feels that way when it seems impossible to get one. But I've only worked in publishing, advertising, marketing, contracting, tech, and that one weird fashion job. Which are kind of progressive...I guess. What field are you in? I've never run across a company with no onboarding process.
I spent the past year and a half bouncing from interview to interview, getting to the third/fourth/ect rounds and then nowhere until a few weeks ago, so I do understand your frustration. It's awful. Soul-sucking, depressing, destroy-your-sense-of-self-worth awful. But at least the job market is bouncing back. So, it should get even better!
IT/Marketing.
Nearly every company I have interviewed with said they expect you to do the job without training and adjustment phases.
This includes General Motors IT, and others for entry level and internships (Obviously I'm not going to name names).
This is the same sentiment that my fellow graduates and job seekers have told me when I've talked to them.
The job market is actually stagnate with nearly all the new jobs being created are temporary and low level jobs, mainly in Texas and few other states.
I also have 4 recruiters supposedly looking for me, though it's been a few months since I last heard anything (they always tell me there is nothing, unless I can do the work without training).
Even Benders (they recruiters for disabled people), said they couldn't find any work for me above the $30k/no benefits mark.
They asked me if I was willing to relocate to the East Cost to work $20k - $30k job with no benefits.
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Something.... Weird... Something...
Nearly every company I have interviewed with said they expect you to do the job without training and adjustment phases.
This includes General Motors IT, and others for entry level and internships (Obviously I'm not going to name names).
This is the same sentiment that my fellow graduates and job seekers have told me when I've talked to them.
The job market is actually stagnate with nearly all the new jobs being created are temporary and low level jobs, mainly in Texas and few other states.
I also have 4 recruiters supposedly looking for me, though it's been a few months since I last heard anything (they always tell me there is nothing, unless I can do the work without training).
Even Benders (they recruiters for disabled people), said they couldn't find any work for me above the $30k/no benefits mark.
They asked me if I was willing to relocate to the East Cost to work $20k - $30k job with no benefits.
Whaaaaat? That's crazy, I thought Michigan had a better job market. I know people that went there to try to get jobs. >.> I'm a state below. Anyway, what sort of training are we talking about? Like, not knowing company-specific software? Or is it processes you'd have to take a class to learn?
I know the market is ridiculous, and in the company's favors, but golly.

