Most random and Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories

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Let me guess that corn was invited or at least planted there by aliens which explains why we have crop circles. The aliens are landing in the corn fields.

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Elvis coffin photo = photoshopped ?

Vaccines cause autism and are eeeevil.

Vegans are immune to coronavirus because omnivores are eeeevil.

You will get coronavirus from drinking Corona beer. If that was true I'd have nothing to worry about since the only beer I drink is of the root variety.

The world is flat.

Halloween is eeeevil and anyone who celebrates it will burn in hell. Actually, most Halloween traditions began as rituals people performed in medieval Europe to *get rid of* demons and evil spirits, or to keep themselves safe from them.

The 80's He-Man and Master's of the Universe figures are all eeevil and will send your children to hell. The characters that resembled demons, such as Skeletor, were usually the bad guys, anyway.

Rock Music will send your children to hell.

Dungeons and Dragons will send you to hell. In the games you are fighting and killing demons and other evil supernatural creatures, isn't that supposed to be a *good* thing?

Masturbating will make you go blind or hair will grow on your knuckles.

Obama is the antichrist.

Elvis faked his own death and was last seen working at a gas station somewhere.

Elvis has somehow come back from the dead and was last seen working at a gas station somewhere.

Elvis is not like every other human being and can't die at all.

Not only that but Trump just got through building a wall -a wall across the timeline … to keep all future time travelers from visiting our time, and staying here in the present, and...taking JOBS from present day Americans!

It is somekind of device that walls off all of history after 2050. Time travelers from every point after that just end up with with their time machines smashed against the far side of the wall.

The coronavirus is a failed experiment by Autism Speaks to cure autism.

The coronavirus is a mostly successful plot by ASAN to cancel ABA.

The orona worldwide,virus was instituted to throw , Capitolistic societies
into the stone Age.

Donald Trump has a plan.

COVID-19 is a hoax created by the Democrat Party to continue its effort to remove Trump from office just because it couldn't convict Trump during his impeachment trial.

I'll give you five more woo-woo conspiracy theories to mull over...

• The coronavirus hoax is a massive psychological warfare operation to usher in forced vaccinations, quarantines, relocations, incarcerations, travel restrictions, forced medical procedures, food shortages, and an end to all your rights.

• Apple's 5G wifi projects in our public schools are nothing more than a mass sterilization/depopulation conspiracy.

• NASA is nothing more than a masonic, occult and deeply satanic deception operation.  It was founded by and run by Satanic devil worshiping occultists and black magicians.  The earth is flat, and evolution is a lie from the pit of Hell.  The Moon and the Sun are roughly the same size, are at the same distance from and revolve around the Earth, just like the Bible says!

• Disney's real intent is the corruption and destruction of the American family, childhood innocence, and much worse.  What would the average American family think of Disney when they realized that the subliminal images of penises, occult symbols, sexual innuendo and other bizarre objects were planted in their children's minds?

• Governor Brown signed SB 277 eliminating parents' religious rights to refuse vaccines for their children.  There now exists the absolute requirement that all California public and private school children be immunized.  Advertised as a national vaccination effort, the program involved the lacing of anti-tetanus toxoids with a sterilizing chemical known as HCG.  Thousands of women between the ages of 15 and 45 were inoculated by the tainted vaccines.  Only through the efforts of Catholic church organizations was the tainted vaccine brought to public attention.

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... is a delusional disorder that leads to the belief that one has parasites or foreign material moving in, or coming out of, the skin.

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its just rough to sort these things ...probabilities and real life cross over .In horrific ways .
Having lived and seen some of these issues . it becomes absolutely scarey. Having actual seen in
Real life morgellons disease sufferers. from a medical point of veiw , what morgellons is ......it is SPOOKY that it makes it into the conspiracsy realm.

Because Morgellons is imaginary is what shoves it into the realm of conspiracy theories, along with things like Bigfoot, Roswell Aliens, and the Loch Ness Monster.