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13 Feb 2021, 6:56 pm

Rexi wrote:

There's this spot in the woods where somebody shed like 5 bras and some panties. It's very weird. Somebody should plant a camera in that spot.

I think we'll all be disappointed once we discover its some ugly old perv carrying women's underwear in his pockets.

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16 Feb 2021, 2:10 am

dorkseid wrote:

Rexi wrote:

There's this spot in the woods where somebody shed like 5 bras and some panties. It's very weird. Somebody should plant a camera in that spot.

I think we'll all be disappointed once we discover its some ugly old perv carrying women's underwear in his pockets.

He surely also carries the smell of musk on himself. Like in that movie about a guy making perfume out of the scrubbing of many women's bodies, comes out to be irresistible to anyone and they become zombie servants.

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16 Feb 2021, 4:25 am

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I keep hearing stories about elderly people losing the will to live and dying soon after their spouses pass away. So what will happen to someone like me who never will have a spouse or partner when I reach that age?

And let's be real: eventually I'll reach a point when I'm too old to be able to work to support myself financially. What will happen to me then? I won't have the financial means to own a home or afford a nursing home. I won't have any children or family to take me in. I'll have nothing left to my name and nowhere to go. What will happen to me then?

The reality is inescapable: I'll eventually reach a point in my life where I'll have no viable options left to me but suicide.

Maybe I'll get lucky and a bus will hit me on my work tomorrow.

How old are you?
Do you have any relatives at all?

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16 Feb 2021, 4:29 am

kraftiekortie wrote:

You're not even 40 years old yet, Dorkseid. Why are you thinking about old age?

I'm 60....I should be the one thinking about it

60 isn't old.

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16 Feb 2021, 4:33 am

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300 lbs is a lot of weight....true.

But if you start by walking around the block once a day, it would be beneficial.

Power walking an hour a day and calorie counting allowed me to lose 10Kgs in two months if I have the right mental frame of mind.
To get rid of a 100lbs would take less than a year.

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16 Feb 2021, 4:44 am

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Diet loses easier than sports, by cutting off some foods but not definite abstinence because it backfires and intermittent fasting which is very effective, and since you have a high storage, eating should be the last thing on your priority list.

The 5x2 diet is very effective.

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What could distract you? Obsessions? Til you forget to eat.

If I go on a fast for a day, I basically stay in bed much of the time so I don't think about eating.
I did that yesterday, actually.
I am back to losing more weight for the fun of it.

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Hide\lock your food away so that it's hard and takes effort to get to it. And prolongs the amount of time to enforce abstinence.

Yep.
Out of sight, out of mind.

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16 Feb 2021, 4:46 am

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Hey, I'm still waiting for the sky to open up and a piano to fall out. I just hope it doesn't miss.

I have been praying for a planet-killing asteroid, for a couple of decades now.
So far nothing. <sigh> :mrgreen:

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18 Feb 2021, 11:56 am

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r00tb33r wrote:

Hey, I'm still waiting for the sky to open up and a piano to fall out. I just hope it doesn't miss.

I have been praying for a planet-killing asteroid, for a couple of decades now.
So far nothing. <sigh> :mrgreen:

When was the last time you served the Almighty?

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18 Feb 2021, 12:07 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:

Many men face the same dilemma. Try not to think about it.

Many women too. Even more women than men.

Perhaps what's needed is a revival of old-fashioned fraternal-type organizations?

The Freemasons (and Eastern Star), for example, took care of elderly members.

Of course, autistic people are unlikely to fit in with any such organization created by and for NT's.

We need to create our own alternative extended families, of one kind or another.

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18 Feb 2021, 5:32 pm

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

r00tb33r wrote:

Hey, I'm still waiting for the sky to open up and a piano to fall out. I just hope it doesn't miss.

I have been praying for a planet-killing asteroid, for a couple of decades now.
So far nothing. <sigh> :mrgreen:

When was the last time you served the Almighty?

Served?
What constitutes 'served'?

I was a committed Christian until I was about 21.
I should have simply been 'committed'. :mrgreen:

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19 Feb 2021, 1:02 pm

Pepe wrote:

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

r00tb33r wrote:

Hey, I'm still waiting for the sky to open up and a piano to fall out. I just hope it doesn't miss.

I have been praying for a planet-killing asteroid, for a couple of decades now.
So far nothing. <sigh> :mrgreen:

When was the last time you served the Almighty?

Served?
What constitutes 'served'?

I was a committed Christian until I was about 21.
I should have simply been 'committed'. :mrgreen:

I prayed for roses to float out of the vase. No sign, just intense sweating.

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19 Feb 2021, 7:47 pm

Mona Pereth wrote:

Mountain Goat wrote:

Many men face the same dilemma. Try not to think about it.

Many women too. Even more women than men.

Don't more women live that long?

Pepe wrote:

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

r00tb33r wrote:

Hey, I'm still waiting for the sky to open up and a piano to fall out. I just hope it doesn't miss.

I have been praying for a planet-killing asteroid, for a couple of decades now.
So far nothing. <sigh> :mrgreen:

When was the last time you served the Almighty?

Served?
What constitutes 'served'?

I was a committed Christian until I was about 21.
I should have simply been 'committed'. :mrgreen:

I think you need to sacrifice a virgin or something.

This might be a good time to remind everyone that I'm technically not a virgin.

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19 Feb 2021, 8:18 pm

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

r00tb33r wrote:

Hey, I'm still waiting for the sky to open up and a piano to fall out. I just hope it doesn't miss.

I have been praying for a planet-killing asteroid, for a couple of decades now.
So far nothing. <sigh> :mrgreen:

When was the last time you served the Almighty?

Served?
What constitutes 'served'?

I was a committed Christian until I was about 21.
I should have simply been 'committed'. :mrgreen:

I prayed for roses to float out of the vase. No sign, just intense sweating.

Do roses sweat? :scratch:

Oh, you mean *you*. :wall:

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19 Feb 2021, 8:23 pm

dorkseid wrote:

Mona Pereth wrote:

Mountain Goat wrote:

Many men face the same dilemma. Try not to think about it.

Many women too. Even more women than men.

Don't more women live that long?

Pepe wrote:

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

r00tb33r wrote:

Hey, I'm still waiting for the sky to open up and a piano to fall out. I just hope it doesn't miss.

I have been praying for a planet-killing asteroid, for a couple of decades now.
So far nothing. <sigh> :mrgreen:

When was the last time you served the Almighty?

Served?
What constitutes 'served'?

I was a committed Christian until I was about 21.
I should have simply been 'committed'. :mrgreen:

I think you need to sacrifice a virgin or something.

This might be a good time to remind everyone that I'm technically not a virgin.

I'm safe unless my hymen has grown back.

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20 Feb 2021, 1:19 am

Pepe wrote:

dorkseid wrote:

Mona Pereth wrote:

Mountain Goat wrote:

Many men face the same dilemma. Try not to think about it.

Many women too. Even more women than men.

Don't more women live that long?

Pepe wrote:

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

r00tb33r wrote:

Hey, I'm still waiting for the sky to open up and a piano to fall out. I just hope it doesn't miss.

I have been praying for a planet-killing asteroid, for a couple of decades now.
So far nothing. <sigh> :mrgreen:

When was the last time you served the Almighty?

Served?
What constitutes 'served'?

I was a committed Christian until I was about 21.
I should have simply been 'committed'. :mrgreen:

I think you need to sacrifice a virgin or something.

This might be a good time to remind everyone that I'm technically not a virgin.

I'm safe unless my hymen has grown back.

Don't be silly, you never had one. That was your anal gland and it will never grow back. There's but a hole where it once existed.

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20 Feb 2021, 1:34 am

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

dorkseid wrote:

Mona Pereth wrote:

Mountain Goat wrote:

Many men face the same dilemma. Try not to think about it.

Many women too. Even more women than men.

Don't more women live that long?

Pepe wrote:

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

r00tb33r wrote:

Hey, I'm still waiting for the sky to open up and a piano to fall out. I just hope it doesn't miss.

I have been praying for a planet-killing asteroid, for a couple of decades now.
So far nothing. <sigh> :mrgreen:

When was the last time you served the Almighty?

Served?
What constitutes 'served'?

I was a committed Christian until I was about 21.
I should have simply been 'committed'. :mrgreen:

I think you need to sacrifice a virgin or something.

This might be a good time to remind everyone that I'm technically not a virgin.

I'm safe unless my hymen has grown back.

Don't be silly, you never had one. That was your anal gland and it will never grow back. There's but a hole where it once existed.

I could get an anal gland transplant.
It is amazing what they can do, these days.

Have you seen any skunk road pizza, lately?

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