Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed

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When jesus returns, who will he smite first?

The catholics	8%	[ 3 ]
The evangelical christians	8%	[ 3 ]
The scientologists	14%	[ 5 ]
the buddhists	0%	[ 0 ]
The atheists	0%	[ 0 ]
The muslims	8%	[ 3 ]
The jews	6%	[ 2 ]
The flying spaghetti monster followers	0%	[ 0 ]
Jesus is all happy, he won't smite anyone	8%	[ 3 ]
Jesus is dead, he ain't coming back	28%	[ 10 ]
The wiseass who started this thread	8%	[ 3 ]
What's a Jesus?	11%	[ 4 ]

Total votes : 36

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24 Aug 2007, 9:29 pm

The_Chosen_One wrote:

Fulminate of mercury is meant to be pretty lethal as well.

Of course, but apparently silver fulminate is much more unstable.

Anubis wrote:

All your base are belong to us.

Don't you start.

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24 Aug 2007, 9:33 pm

Quatermass wrote:

The_Chosen_One wrote:

Fulminate of mercury is meant to be pretty lethal as well.

Of course, but apparently silver fulminate is much more unstable.

Anubis wrote:

All your base are belong to us.

Don't you start.

PLEASE not that meme.

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24 Aug 2007, 9:38 pm

Flagg wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

The_Chosen_One wrote:

Fulminate of mercury is meant to be pretty lethal as well.

Of course, but apparently silver fulminate is much more unstable.

Anubis wrote:

All your base are belong to us.

Don't you start.

PLEASE not that meme.

What you say ! !

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24 Aug 2007, 9:41 pm

Kill the meme-freak! For great j--- Jesus, I came close.

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24 Aug 2007, 9:43 pm

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Kill the meme-freak! For great j--- Jesus, I came close.

He's tainted us, he must be removed.

MWUHAHA

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24 Aug 2007, 9:43 pm

How are you gentlemen ! !

Heh

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24 Aug 2007, 9:45 pm

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How are you gentlemen ! !

Heh

I-AM-CON-TAM-IN-ATEEEEEEEDDD!! !

(Imagine a Dalek squawking this.)

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24 Aug 2007, 9:47 pm

Ok.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO JESUS!

ALL YOUR JESUS ARE BELONG TO US!

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24 Aug 2007, 9:53 pm

If Jesus is coming AND he is pissed, he should have stayed off the grog. I knew those apostles were nothing but trouble from the moment I saw them. Out to late every night, getting drunk and raising all sorts of chicanery around the place. Dirty stop-outs the lot of them. Turning water into wine, that's what started it all....

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24 Aug 2007, 10:01 pm

Anubis wrote:

Ok.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO JESUS!

ALL YOUR JESUS ARE BELONG TO US!

Geddidoffmegeddidoffmegeddidoffme----GET IT OFF ME!! !! !!

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24 Aug 2007, 10:04 pm

Why? It doesn't burn, does it?

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24 Aug 2007, 10:06 pm

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Why? It doesn't burn, does it?

AYBABTU memes burn me.....

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24 Aug 2007, 10:08 pm

No, it bites; just like any other spider...... :twisted:

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24 Aug 2007, 10:18 pm

The eensy-weensy spider went up the water spout....
Down came the Goblin, and took the spider out...

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24 Aug 2007, 10:20 pm

This is gonna be a looonnnggg night.

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24 Aug 2007, 10:21 pm

Hark! There is no escape for the furfags.

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