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22 Sep 2007, 7:37 am

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No more duckspam, or this thread sinks.

Duck hater!


With good reason! :)

Why? What have they done to you?


Crapped in and around my pool profusely and persistently. You ever had to pick up duck crap from around a pool? Not pleasant.

Just use some soapy wet water and a broom. Besides ducks aren't exactly the worst offenders. They are not a fan of chlorinated water, trust me.


I see them swimming in there. You try telling them to hate chlorinated water. We need to use special stuff called 'Duck Off!' in there, though I think it has been renamed to 'No More Ducks'.

Have you actually tried talking to them? Anyway stop being a spoil sport. They are just having a quick dip no need to get mardy.



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22 Sep 2007, 7:39 am

Zey cloud ze vaters! I haf to get myzelf a guard Dalek!


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22 Sep 2007, 7:58 am

Quatermass wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
No more duckspam, or this thread sinks.

Duck hater!


With good reason! :)

Why? What have they done to you?


Crapped in and around my pool profusely and persistently. You ever had to pick up duck crap from around a pool? Not pleasant.

Just use some soapy wet water and a broom. Besides ducks aren't exactly the worst offenders. They are not a fan of chlorinated water, trust me.


I see them swimming in there. You try telling them to hate chlorinated water. We need to use special stuff called 'Duck Off!' in there, though I think it has been renamed to 'No More Ducks'.

Have you actually tried talking to them? Anyway stop being a spoil sport. They are just having a quick dip no need to get mardy.

Zey cloud ze vaters! I haf to get myzelf a guard Dalek!

What are you on about :?



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22 Sep 2007, 8:03 am

I need a tame Dalek to guard my pool and shoot down any ducks that even think of swimming in it. Savvy?


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22 Sep 2007, 8:09 am

Quatermass wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
No more duckspam, or this thread sinks.

Duck hater!


With good reason! :)

Why? What have they done to you?


Crapped in and around my pool profusely and persistently. You ever had to pick up duck crap from around a pool? Not pleasant.

Just use some soapy wet water and a broom. Besides ducks aren't exactly the worst offenders. They are not a fan of chlorinated water, trust me.


I see them swimming in there. You try telling them to hate chlorinated water. We need to use special stuff called 'Duck Off!' in there, though I think it has been renamed to 'No More Ducks'.

Have you actually tried talking to them? Anyway stop being a spoil sport. They are just having a quick dip no need to get mardy.

Zey cloud ze vaters! I haf to get myzelf a guard Dalek!

What are you on about :?


I need a tame Dalek to guard my pool and shoot down any ducks that even think of swimming in it. Savvy?


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I’m really surprised that common blackbirds are in Australia. I though they were just in Europe. I like them. They won't crap in your pool Quartermass.



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22 Sep 2007, 8:12 am

I think you're confused with mynah birds, crows, magpies (Aussie), moowongs or butcher birds.


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22 Sep 2007, 8:34 am

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I think you're confused with mynah birds, crows, magpies (Aussie), moowongs or butcher birds.

Nope
http://garden.canberrabirds.org.au/cont ... ckbird.htm



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22 Sep 2007, 8:48 am

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The Common Blackbird was introduced to Australia at Melbourne in the 1850s. The male is the 'black' bird, with deep orange to yellow bill, a narrow yellow eye-ring and dark legs. The female is a brown bird, with some streaks or mottling, and has a dark bill and legs. Immature birds are similar to the female with lighter underparts.
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The Common Blackbird, was originally confined to Melbourne and Adelaide, but has gradually expanded its range throughout south-eastern Australia, both on the coast and inland, as far north as Sydney, and including Tasmania and the Bass Strait islands.


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22 Sep 2007, 9:50 am

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someone giving the finger now?

WTF is this forum coming to?

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Whoa, you linked Intensity! Cal, you have carried out the Original Sin, Quatermass is gonna have to send you to hell now... :lol:


I just have to say....

You show poor knowledge of religious doctrine. :P [/pointlesssharingofaspieobsession]


Its a joke going around Intensity, WP has a policy against linking it.



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22 Sep 2007, 10:53 am

Ahayes I remember reading in MrMark's Report to the Membership that he took away someone's right to an avatar.


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22 Sep 2007, 2:51 pm

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Ahayes I remember reading in MrMark's Report to the Membership that he took away someone's right to an avatar.


Indeed. This was what I was referring to.

And the staff needs to return to having
a LOT more tolerance of fowl.



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22 Sep 2007, 3:08 pm

calandale wrote:
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Ahayes I remember reading in MrMark's Report to the Membership that he took away someone's right to an avatar.


Indeed. This was what I was referring to.

And the staff needs to return to having
a LOT more tolerance of fowl.

Agreed
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22 Sep 2007, 6:00 pm

calandale wrote:
thyme wrote:
Ahayes I remember reading in MrMark's Report to the Membership that he took away someone's right to an avatar.


Indeed. This was what I was referring to.

And the staff needs to return to having
a LOT more tolerance of fowl.


I never did.


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22 Sep 2007, 6:19 pm

I know. I was speaking in general.
Perhaps 0 would fill the gap left by
a departed bird lover - though his
prejudice against geese worries
me.



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23 Sep 2007, 5:44 am

calandale wrote:
I know. I was speaking in general.
Perhaps 0 would fill the gap left by
a departed bird lover - though his
prejudice against geese worries
me.

I don't have a problem with geese so long as they don't push the other birds around and be generally bastards like those Canadian hooligans.



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25 Sep 2007, 3:31 pm

Anyone like recombobulated crocoducks?
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